Chords for 15 Gaston

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Who does she think she is?
That girl [Am] has tangled with the wrong man!
Darn right!
No one [Bm] says no to Gaston!
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Dismissed.
Rejected.
[Am] _ Publicly [A] humiliated. _
[B] It's more than I can bear.
Bear?
Where?
[F] Oh, LeFou, [Am] I'm disgraced.
Who, you?
[B] Never. _
[Am] Gaston, you've got to hold yourself together! _
Gosh it disturbs me [B] to see you, Gaston, looking so down in the dumps.
[Am] _ Every guy here'd like to [B] be you, Gaston, [Dm] even when taking [A] your lumps.
[Am] [C] There's no man in town [Dm] as admired as you.
[D] You're everyone's favorite [C] guy.
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_ _ [D] _ Why you? _ _
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] No one's [Am] slick as Gaston.
No [G] one's quick as Gaston.
No one's neck's as incredibly [A] thick as Gaston.
[Am] Why there's no man in town [Dm] half _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Am] _ as thick as Gaston?
You can ask any Tom, Dick, [Cm] or Stanley, [Ab] and they'll tell you whose team they prefer [G] to be on.
No _ _ [Am] one's thin like Gaston, [G] a kingpin like Gaston.
No one's got a swell cleft in [Am] his chin like Gaston.
Has a specimen, yes, [D] I'm intimidating.
But [G] what a guy that [C] Gaston!
[G] Give five, hurrah, give twelve, [Ab] hit, [G] hit, [Gm] Gaston!
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Bites like Gaston, douses, bites [G] like Gaston.
In no wrestling match, [Am] nobody bites like Gaston.
No one is [Dm] quirky and grotty.
As [Dm] you see, [G] I've got biceps [C] to spare.
[Am] Not a bit of him's [F] scraggy or scrawny.
That's right, [Ab] and every last inch of me's [G] covered with hair.
[Am] No one hits like Gaston, [G] matches, splits like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [C] spits like Gaston.
[Am] I'm especially [D] good at _ _ expectorating.
[G] Ten points for [C] _ Gaston!
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Wow!
[G] What a guy that Gaston!
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_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Gb] No one [G] shoots like Gaston, makes no gives like Gaston.
[D] No men go strolling [G] around wearing boots [Gb] like Gaston.
[Am] I use antlers in all [D] of my _ _ decorating.
_ _ [G] Wow, what a guy!
_ _ What a guy!
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_ [G] _ [Am] Gaston!
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