Chords for good brothers born ashole

_ _ Were you born [D] an [D] asshole?
Did you work [C] at it all your life? _
[C#] _ [D] Does it really matter?
Cause you're an asshole [G] tonight _ _ _
_ _ You're an A S S H O L E
So [C] don't try to blame it on me _ _
[C#m] [D] Just you deserve the credit
For the asshole you'll always [G] be _ _ _
_ You were an asshole yesterday _
You'll be an [C] asshole again [Bm] tonight _
[D] I got a funny feeling
You'll be an asshole [G] all your life _ _ _
I _ _ _ was _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ talking to your mother _ _
[C] _ Just the other night
_ I [D] said I thought you were an asshole
_ She said yes, [G] I think you're right _ _ _
She said your brother, _ well he's an asshole
She [C] said your sister was an asshole too _ _
[D] And she told me that your father
_ Is an asshole just [G] like you
Chip off the old one _
_ And all your friends are assholes
[C] Because they've known you their whole life
And [D] _ somebody told me
You got an asshole [Em] for a wife
[G] This about covers everybody
Were you born _ an asshole?
Did [C] you work real damn hard at it all your life? _
[D] Well it doesn't really matter
_ Because you're an _ _ _ _ _ _ asshole [F#] _ [G] tonight _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] For my esteemed colleague _ _ _ _
_ _ Don't worry Rick, [A#] somebody loves you _
Well we're singing about him so
_ _ _ [G] _ _