Chords for The Good Brothers - Honk On Bobo

_ [C] _ You know, the next time you're PO'd at somebody,
you look them square in the eye and tell them,
Honk on Bobo.
[F#] _ [C] Everybody here, honk on [F] Bobo.
Everybody there, honk on [G] Bobo.
Everybody everywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo honks on you.
[C] Everybody here, they can honk on [F] Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
Everybody everywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo [C] honks on you.
_ [G] _ [C] I was dancing to the band, having [F] lots of fun,
when I looked across the floor and a fight had just [G] begun.
And when the fight was over, neither one of them had won,
but they threw me [C] out of my ear.
Some big ugly mother with tattoos on his [F] arms,
I tried to tell him that I didn't mean him any [G] harm.
I looked up at him, I was pouring on the charm,
I said, Honk on Bobo too.
[B] [C] Everybody here, you can honk [F] on Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
Anybody anywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo [C] honks on you.
[G] _ [Em] [C] Well, I jumped in the sack with a pretty [Em] little girl.
[F] She told me she would take me for a trip [G] around the world.
When my head hit the pillow, the room began to whirl.
I spent the night with [C] my head in a can.
Now, when I came to my watch and wallet, they were [F] gone.
On the dresser was a note that said,
Thanks a lot, [G] John.
And all I could remember were the words to this song,
Honk on Bobo too.
[Bm] [C] Oh, everybody here, you can honk on [F] Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
Anybody anywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo honks on you.
_ [Am] [C] Well, late Monday morning, I [E] stumbled into [F] work.
The boss looked me over like I'm [F#] some kind of [G] jerk.
He got high and mighty like I'm a piece of dirt.
And that's when he hit [C] the van.
I told him where his job and his attitude [Em] could go.
Were [F] it not for my good nature, we might have come [G] to blows.
I haven't got a job and I'm running out of dough,
but he can honk on Bobo [B] too.
[C] Oh, everybody here, they can honk on [F] Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
Anybody anywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo honks [C] on you.
_ [A] [C] I was driving down the interstate and thought I'd have [F] a toke.
When a trooper pulled me over and I nearly had a [G] stroke.
When I wound down the window, I said,
Can't you take a joke?
And that's when I [C] landed in jail.
Well, the very next morning, I had [D] to see the judge.
[F] I begged the man for mercy till I knew he [G] wouldn't budge.
I'm not the kind of fella who would ever hold a grudge,
but he can honk on Bobo [A] too.
[C] Oh, everybody here, you can honk on [F] Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
And anybody anywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo honks on you.
[A] _ [D] Everybody here, you can honk [G] on Bobo.
Everybody there, they can honk [A] on Bobo.
And anybody everywhere, honk on Bobo,
because Bobo [D] honks on you.
Oh, the people on the left, they can honk on [G] Bobo.
The people on the right, they can honk on [A] Bobo.
The ones that's down the middle, you can honk on Bobo,
because Bobo honks [D] on you.
Oh, Colonel Gaddafi, he can honk [G] on Bobo.
And Norrie Yeager, he can honk [A] on Bobo.
The I.F. Cola, he can honk on Bobo,
because Bobo [D] honks on you.
Oh, our friends from, he can honk on [G] Bobo.
Both of my brothers, they can honk on [A] Bobo.
And all of you others, you can honk _ on [D] Bobo. _ _ _ _ _ _