Chords for Good Ole Mountain Dew - Lonzo & Oscar

[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
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_ _ _ _ not here.
Someone ain't out here.
Oh here he comes.
I'll _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
[A] teach you to get out of here and the rest of us do anyway. _
Don't even have your face built.
Get back over there and get in [Am] _ _ there.
[A] Friend that's smoky there.
[G#] Over on the right here is [A] cousin Luther and this.
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[C] I'm Oscar.
[D] _ _ How you [C] feeling today?
[G#] [G] Oh I'm feeling unusually pretty good [A] today.
Oh I'm glad.
I went out to [G] see my girl last night.
Oh did you?
Yep.
Did you see her alright?
Yep.
Finally did.
She was upstairs washing.
Oh [A] is that right?
Yeah I said [E] come on down honey.
She says I [C#m] can't.
I ain't dressed.
[Cm] I said don't be silly.
Slip on something and come [G] down.
Oh did she?
Yeah she slipped on a cake [C] of soap.
There she was.
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_ _ _ I'm just going to do a little thing and here's one we hope you'll like.
One called the old mountain dew.
Are you ready for this?
Mountain dew.
_ Wonderful.
[Am] The orchestra's ready.
Y'all [A] ready?
Here we go now. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Down the road [F#m] here for me is an [A] old holly tree where [D] you lay down the [A] dollar or two.
Then you go round the bend and you come back again with a good old mountain dew.
Oh they call it that old mountain dew, dew, dew [D] and if that refuse [A] interfere.
_ I'll shut up my mug and you fill up a jug with a good [E] old mountain [A] dew.
_ Oh they get better all the time playing along.
And the preacher rode by with his head high, sit high, sat [D] his wife and sit down [A] with the fruit.
_ And he fought that horde just to give him a quart of that good old [E] mountain dew.
[A] _ Oh they call it that old mountain dew, dew, dew [D] and if that refuse [A] interfere.
_ I'll shut up my mug and you fill up a jug with a good old mountain dew.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ The president told us just how glad he felt [D] when the dry law [A] it went through.
If the whiskey's too red it'll swell up [Am] your head better [A] stick to that old mountain dew.
Oh they call it that old mountain dew, dew, [D] dew and if that refuse [A] interfere.
_ I'll shut up my mug and you fill up a jug with a good old _ [E] mountain _ _
_ _ [C] _ dew.
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