Chords for Lonzo and Oscar - Mountain Dew

[G] If you don't believe me, let's just [G#] give a real good listen here to [N] Lonzo and Oscar. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ I'll tell you, [A] we're really good here.
I will tell you.
Hey, where is everybody?
Everybody's not here.
Where's, where's, where's_
Hey, what _ _ _ are [G] _ _ _ _
_ you doing out here?
Why can't you get out of here and rest?
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[F] That's Smokey there.
Just over on the right here is Cousin Luther [G] and him.
Hey, I'm Oscar!
Yeah, [Dm] that's right. _
How you feeling today?
Oh, I'm feeling unusually pretty [Am] good today, Lonzo.
Oh, I'm [F#] glad. _ _ _
[G] Oh, did you?
Yep, _ finally did.
She was upstairs washing.
Oh, is that right?
[A#] Yeah, I said, come on down, honey.
She says, I can't, I ain't drenched.
I said, don't be silly, slip on something and come [G] down.
Oh, did she?
Yeah, she slipped on a cake of soap.
There she [C#] was.
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_ [A] _ _ _ I'm going to do a little thing, and here's [G#] one we hope you'll like.
One called the old mountain dew.
[A] Mountain dew, yeah.
[G] Wonderful.
You all [A] ready?
Here we go, now. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Down the road here from the old holly tree
[D] Where you lay down and [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ duck again with a _
[Em] _ [A] gun, dear
Oh, they call _ it mountain [F#] dew
_ [D] And _ refuse [A] interview _ _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ Time to pick up _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ Or _ _ _ _ _ _ just _
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_ _ _ to give in to the dark
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ Oh, they call it that old mountain dew
Mountain dew, yeah
[D] And refuse _ [A] interview
_ I'll shut up my mouth
And you fill up my jug
With a good old
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_ _ _ _ _ _ going on?
What's going on? _ _ _ _