Chords for Homer and Jethro - I'm Missing My Wifes Cooking - 1953
Tempo:
100.95 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
B
F#m
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Well, thank you, thank you a lot for your [C] sympathy.
[N] We just know two songs and we always sing one of them first, so we'd like to do the
other one right [C] now.
We're going to [N] do one here called, uh, I Miss My Wife's Cookin' Whenever I [C] Can.
Achin' hearts and breakin' hearts and lonely [B] sadders, achin' hearts have made all love
songs sound [A] the same to [C] me.
But such corny lines, [G] my dear, [G#] won't [A#] be whispered in your ear when I croon my brand [Am] new love song [C] tenderly.
Well, my lungs are plumb, collapsin' over [B] you, [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer too.
[G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, [C#] it is sure to bust my spleen, and my [F#] blood veins will be miserable
[G] too.
When you smile, [C] it fills my tonsils full of joy.
Please [D] don't use my annoyance [G] for just [F#m] a toy.
[G] I'm [C] in love from ape to hizzard, so don't [G] trifle with my gizzard, cause I've gone and
lost [D] my liver here [C] to you.
Aw, get in.
[G] [C]
[F] [Gm] [C]
[E] [G] [C] Aw, come in now, [G] Jethro.
[N]
We call this second part of this song, Get Out of the Barn, Grandma.
You're too old to be horsin' around.
[B] [Em] I hear silent love calls when I gaze into [D#m] your eyeballs.
[Dm] My ear drums beat for you [G] alone, it's true.
[C] [E] I love the way you giggle, that can [F#m] make your little ears [E] wiggle, [D] and no one else pops [C#] a
bubble [C] gum like you.
Oh, my lungs are [B] plumb, collapsin' [C] over you, [Am] [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer [G#] too.
[G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, it is sure to [Dm] bust my [G] spleen, and my [A] blood veins will be [G] miserable [A] too.
[E] When you [F] smile, it fills [B] my [Am] tonsils full of joy.
[N] Please don't use my annoyance [F#] for just a [G#] toy.
[G] I'm in love, I may do whizzer, so [Fm] don't trifle with [G] my gizzard, cause I've gone and lost
my liver [C] here to you.
[N]
[N] We just know two songs and we always sing one of them first, so we'd like to do the
other one right [C] now.
We're going to [N] do one here called, uh, I Miss My Wife's Cookin' Whenever I [C] Can.
Achin' hearts and breakin' hearts and lonely [B] sadders, achin' hearts have made all love
songs sound [A] the same to [C] me.
But such corny lines, [G] my dear, [G#] won't [A#] be whispered in your ear when I croon my brand [Am] new love song [C] tenderly.
Well, my lungs are plumb, collapsin' over [B] you, [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer too.
[G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, [C#] it is sure to bust my spleen, and my [F#] blood veins will be miserable
[G] too.
When you smile, [C] it fills my tonsils full of joy.
Please [D] don't use my annoyance [G] for just [F#m] a toy.
[G] I'm [C] in love from ape to hizzard, so don't [G] trifle with my gizzard, cause I've gone and
lost [D] my liver here [C] to you.
Aw, get in.
[G] [C]
[F] [Gm] [C]
[E] [G] [C] Aw, come in now, [G] Jethro.
[N]
We call this second part of this song, Get Out of the Barn, Grandma.
You're too old to be horsin' around.
[B] [Em] I hear silent love calls when I gaze into [D#m] your eyeballs.
[Dm] My ear drums beat for you [G] alone, it's true.
[C] [E] I love the way you giggle, that can [F#m] make your little ears [E] wiggle, [D] and no one else pops [C#] a
bubble [C] gum like you.
Oh, my lungs are [B] plumb, collapsin' [C] over you, [Am] [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer [G#] too.
[G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, it is sure to [Dm] bust my [G] spleen, and my [A] blood veins will be [G] miserable [A] too.
[E] When you [F] smile, it fills [B] my [Am] tonsils full of joy.
[N] Please don't use my annoyance [F#] for just a [G#] toy.
[G] I'm in love, I may do whizzer, so [Fm] don't trifle with [G] my gizzard, cause I've gone and lost
my liver [C] here to you.
[N]
Key:
C
G
B
F#m
E
C
G
B
_ Well, thank you, thank you a lot for your [C] sympathy. _ _
[N] We just know two songs and we always sing one of them first, so we'd like to do the
other one right [C] now.
We're going to [N] do one here called, uh, I Miss My Wife's Cookin' Whenever I [C] Can. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Achin' hearts and breakin' hearts and lonely [B] sadders, achin' hearts have made all love
songs sound [A] the same to [C] me.
_ But such corny lines, [G] my dear, [G#] won't [A#] be whispered in your ear when I croon my brand [Am] new love song [C] tenderly.
Well, my lungs are plumb, collapsin' over [B] you, [C] _ and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer too.
[G] _ [C] If you ever treat me mean, [C#] it is sure to bust my spleen, and my [F#] blood veins will be miserable
_ [G] too.
When you smile, [C] it fills my tonsils full of joy.
_ Please [D] don't use my annoyance [G] for just [F#m] a toy.
[G] _ I'm [C] in love from ape to hizzard, so don't [G] trifle with my gizzard, cause I've gone and
lost [D] my liver here [C] to you. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Aw, get in.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ [Gm] _ [C] _ _ _
[E] _ [G] _ _ [C] Aw, come in now, [G] Jethro.
[N]
We call this second part of this song, Get Out of the Barn, Grandma.
You're too old to be horsin' around.
_ _ [B] _ [Em] I hear silent love calls when I gaze into [D#m] your eyeballs.
[Dm] My ear drums beat for you [G] alone, it's true.
[C] _ [E] I love the way you giggle, that can [F#m] make your little ears [E] wiggle, [D] and no one else pops [C#] a
bubble [C] gum like you.
_ Oh, my lungs are [B] plumb, collapsin' [C] over you, [Am] _ [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer [G#] too.
_ [G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, it is sure to [Dm] bust my [G] spleen, and my [A] blood veins will be [G] miserable [A] too.
[E] _ When you [F] smile, it fills [B] my [Am] tonsils full of joy.
_ [N] Please don't use my annoyance [F#] for just a [G#] toy.
[G] _ I'm in love, I may do whizzer, so [Fm] don't trifle with [G] my gizzard, cause I've gone and lost
my liver [C] here to you. _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[N] We just know two songs and we always sing one of them first, so we'd like to do the
other one right [C] now.
We're going to [N] do one here called, uh, I Miss My Wife's Cookin' Whenever I [C] Can. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Achin' hearts and breakin' hearts and lonely [B] sadders, achin' hearts have made all love
songs sound [A] the same to [C] me.
_ But such corny lines, [G] my dear, [G#] won't [A#] be whispered in your ear when I croon my brand [Am] new love song [C] tenderly.
Well, my lungs are plumb, collapsin' over [B] you, [C] _ and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer too.
[G] _ [C] If you ever treat me mean, [C#] it is sure to bust my spleen, and my [F#] blood veins will be miserable
_ [G] too.
When you smile, [C] it fills my tonsils full of joy.
_ Please [D] don't use my annoyance [G] for just [F#m] a toy.
[G] _ I'm [C] in love from ape to hizzard, so don't [G] trifle with my gizzard, cause I've gone and
lost [D] my liver here [C] to you. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Aw, get in.
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [F] _ [Gm] _ [C] _ _ _
[E] _ [G] _ _ [C] Aw, come in now, [G] Jethro.
[N]
We call this second part of this song, Get Out of the Barn, Grandma.
You're too old to be horsin' around.
_ _ [B] _ [Em] I hear silent love calls when I gaze into [D#m] your eyeballs.
[Dm] My ear drums beat for you [G] alone, it's true.
[C] _ [E] I love the way you giggle, that can [F#m] make your little ears [E] wiggle, [D] and no one else pops [C#] a
bubble [C] gum like you.
_ Oh, my lungs are [B] plumb, collapsin' [C] over you, [Am] _ [C] and I'm a-gettin' me a stomach [F#m] ulcer [G#] too.
_ [G] [C] If you ever treat me mean, it is sure to [Dm] bust my [G] spleen, and my [A] blood veins will be [G] miserable [A] too.
[E] _ When you [F] smile, it fills [B] my [Am] tonsils full of joy.
_ [N] Please don't use my annoyance [F#] for just a [G#] toy.
[G] _ I'm in love, I may do whizzer, so [Fm] don't trifle with [G] my gizzard, cause I've gone and lost
my liver [C] here to you. _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _