Chords for Homer & Jethro - Jam-bow-liar

_ [D] Here's two of the most [G#] [Em] unpredictable entertainers [B] in country [A] music, the crazy zany, [G] Homer [D] and Jethro.
Goodbye, man, [G] we're gonna scram down the highway, [A] _ stick out the dog, he's suffocating, [D] going my way.
_ I got a ride [D#] with a [Em] guy named old Wacky, [N] in a sack on the back he was a drag.
[Bm] _ [D] Jamal [E] Ida, she'd fly by and I never [Em] would
_ [D] Cause tonight I'm gonna see old Sally _
_ Danced all night on [A] my feet for a blister
_ [Em] Had to sidetrack her nose but I [D] kissed her
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[G] _ [C#] the couch side by [Em] side we sat _
_ [A] And [G] just about the time it started to pattern
_ [D#] [D] Something hit and throwed a brick through the [Em] window
[D#m] Hit [A] her side and her crying [D] broke my bank
_ [Dm] Jamal Ida, horsey'd by [A] on a bush cart
_ Flipped my [E] lid, always [A] did, love that breath of her
[D] It was rough to me, it was tough but she'd be [Em] slow
_ Almost choked when some below [A#] collared [A] blow
[D] _ Jack [G] _ [F#m] _ [G#] _ [G] _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [A] the Fart [G] Maglan I, oh
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[G] _ [D] Jamal Ida beats the pineapple [Em] soup beat
_ [A] Spotted Hampton again, shot [D] him cold and sorry _
When we sing it sounds just like a cat [Em] and dog fight
[E] But we don't sing for [C] money, just for [D] style _ _ _ _ _ _ _