Chords for Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad - Homer And Jethro (Songs My Mother Never Sang)

_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ They're laughing at my play.
_ _ I poured my whole heart into it.
I should have used my fingers. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Let's don't quit while we're ahead. _
Who said we were? _ _ _
That was a joke. _ _
You know how these engineers are.
Yeah, well, he'll never be another Casey Jones.
[F] _ [F#] _ _ _
_ _ _ Daddy came home from work tired.
_ The boss had been driving [C#] him mad.
The kid started [F#] fighting, the dog bit him too.
[G#] His dinner was nothing but [C#] warmed over stew.
[F#] I guess it was then he decided, _ up to the rooftop [B] he'd go.
_ He was about to [F#] jump off [D#] when the kid [C#] started howling, [F#] he lost.
_ [C#] _ _
_ [F#] _ [C#] Jump off [F#] the roof, [B] dad.
You'll make a den [F#] in the yard.
Mother just planted good two.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] It was hard.
[F#] If you must end it all, [B] dad, won't you please [F#] give us a break?
[B] Just take the wall [F#] to the bar, [A#] dad, [F#] and there you can jump. _ _
_ Mother soon heard the commotion.
She rushed out to see what it [C#]
[G#m] was.
[F#] And that's when she saw him perched there on the [G#] edge, ready to fall [C#] with the weight of a [F#] sledge.
She let out a scream and yell, sweetheart, don't do this [B] terrible thing.
_ Then she got down [F#] on her knees and [C#] tearfully started [F#] to please.
[C#] _ You'll _ [Fm] _ [F#] _
_ _ _ _ [B] _
make a den in [F#] the yard.
Mother just [F#] planted good two.
_ [G#] _
It was [C#] hard.
_ [F#] If [C#] you must [F#] end it all, _ [B] dad, won't you please give [F#] us a break?
_ [B] Just take the wall [F#] to the bar, dad, [G#m] and there you [C#] can jump [F#] in the lake.
_ [G#] _ _ [C#] _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _