Chords for You Tell Her, I Stutter - Homer and Jethro (Songs To Tickle Your Funny Bone)

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_ [E] _ [F] _ [Bb] _ Now Bill McCluskey was a husky, a healthy, [F] a handsome lad.
And McCluskey [G] had [Bb] a pretty little [F] girl by the name of [Bb] Pearl.
But McCluskey, big and husky, [F] stuttered very bad.
[E] So when he [Dm] wanted her to marry [Gm] him, he told her [Cm] brother Jim,
and he [Bb] said,
You, you, you, you [F] tell her cause I, I, [Ab] I stutter,
and I, I, I always [Bb] get into duck.
_ _ When I hear the pupper farce [F] say,
Will you honor and obey?
[Bb] I'm afraid that I will answer,
You just give me a piece of pie.
When I'm in her foo-foo-foo [Cm]-flutter,
I take on and hoo-hoo-holler,
and I, I, I always get [Gm] into duck.
_ And when I foo-foo [Bb]-foo-foo-foo around [C] _ _ _ [Cm] her,
You tell her, yes you [C] tell her [F] cause I [Bb] stutter too much. _ _ _
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_ [C] _ [A] _ [Bb] _ Now her big brother told his mother what McCluskey [Cm] said.
Now she said, go ahead.
[Bb] And so he [Cm] telephoned to McCluskey's [Bb] home.
Billy grabbed the taxi [F] cab right to his sweetest door.
[Gm] He saw the [Dm] family up on the [C] porch and he started in to [A] roar,
[Bb] You, [G] you, you, [F] telecom, I, I, I, stuttering,
Oh, oh, [Gm] always could get into touch.
_ _ When [Bb] I hear the fuck a parson say,
Will you honor and obey?
[Gm] [Bb] I'm afraid that I will answer,
He just has to give me a [Gm] piece of pie.
When I've been hurt, poop, poop, polarized,
[A] Take on and the hoo-hoo hollering,
Oh, oh, always [Gm] could get into touch.
And when I, _ oops, oops, round around,
I'm afraid, afraid, afraid all [Cm] the rounder,
You have to tell her, yes, you have to [C] tell her,
Cause [Gm] I [G] stutter too, buh-buh, buh-buh-buh-buh,
buh-buh too, oop, many-oops,
_ _ buh-buh-bum-bum-butt.
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