Chords for Come Here Little Wifey! - Homer And Jethro (Songs My Mother Never Sang)

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And the book says, do unto others and then run like hell.
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Rolling!
_ Here we go!
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The first night when I come home as drunk as I could be
I found a horse in the stable where [Bb] my horse [Eb] ought to be
Come here my little wife, explain this thing to me
I'll come a horse in the stable [Bb] where my horse [Eb] ought to be
Oh you fool, you crazy fool, can't you never see
It's nothing that _ _ [Bb] he said [Eb] to me
Well I've looked this wide world over a thousand times or more
But a saddle on a milk [Bb] cow's back I've never [Eb] seen before _
Second night when I come home as drunk as I could be
I found a coat on a coat rack [Gm] where [Eb] me
Come here my little wife, explain this thing to me
I'll come a coat hanging on a rack where my
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I've _ _ [Bb] _ [Eb] _ _
looked this wide world over I've _ _ _
_ _ _ [Ab] [Bb] never seen [Eb] before _
_ Third night when I come _ _ _ home as drunk as I could be
I found a head on a _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ You see, see, it's nothing _ _ _ to me
Well I've looked this _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ savage head [Bb] I've never seen [Eb] before
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