Chords for GRANDMA GOT DISMEMBERED BY A CHAINSAW - Bob Rivers

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[B] body is an awful [E] shade of pale. _ _
[C#m] _ You know grandma [G#m] really suffered. _ _
[B] Oh yes she felt a [E] lot of pain. _ _
_ Now I'm feeling [A] rather guilty.
I [B] really should have sharpened up that dull old chain.
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Grandma got dismembered by a chainsaw _ down inside my basement [A] crypt to see. _
You know I had no choice I [E] had to do it. _
[B] Cause that old bitch [E] refused to leave.
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[E] _ Well so far no [B] one misses grandma. _ _
_ No they don't [E] suspect at all. _ _
I put her liver [A] in the dressing. _
[B] And her fingers add some spice to [E] the cheese ball. _ _
[C#m] _ Oh we had a [G#m] lovely dinner. _ _
[B] _ Turkey beans and [E] devil legs. _ _
All except for [A] dear Aunt Gertie.
She [B] started choking on the hair from grandma's legs.
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[E] Grandma got dismembered by a chainsaw _ down [B] inside my basement crypt [A] to see. _
You know I had no choice I [E] had to do it. _
[B] Cause that old bitch [E] refused to leave.
Everybody!
[F#] Grandma got dismembered by a chainsaw down inside my basement crypt [B] to see. _
You know I had no choice I had [F#] to do it.
[C#] Cause that old bitch [F#] refused to leave. _
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