Chords for Hair Oil On My Ears

_ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Eb] _ _
[Bb] I've got, _ _ I've got [Eb] hair oil on me ears and me glasses slipping down
But baby I can see [Bb] through you
I'm buying all the drinks and you [Bb] treat me like a clown
And you'll leave me [F] when the evening [Bb] is through
_ [Eb] When my hair is wild and woolly then you say I look a creep
And you tell me put some hair [Ab] oil on
Then I get some on [Abm] me ears [Eb] and me glasses start [C] to slip
[F] And the romance _ [Eb] is gone
_ [Ab] I've picked up lots of tips from the best of magazines
On how a chap should dress
And [F] judging by the trouble that I've taken with meself
[Bb] You should [Ab] be hot for [Bb] my caress
[Eb] I've got talcum under arms till it's coming out in clouds
And I've put some aftershave [Ab] on too
But the hair oil on me ears [Eb] and me glasses [C] slipping down
[F] Seem to tell [Bb] me [Eb] we're [B] through
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_ _ _ [Ab] _ _ Oh, the band's nice.
[F] Would you like [Eb] to [Dm] have this last dance?
_ _ [Eb] Well I just thought I'd ask, you know.
_ [Ab]
I held you really close when we first went on the floor
_ And we haven't danced since then
And [Cm] every time I lean across to whisper [Cm] something sweet
[Bb] My glasses start to slide again
[Eb] But I've read about the power of the positive approach
And there's something I [Eb] intend to [Ab] do
_ Just you sit and [Abm] listen and I'll [Cm] take me glasses off
_ [F] I [Bbm] love [G]
you
[Eb] Yes, I know [F] I'm shy
But [Bb]
I _ [Eb] love you
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