Hair Like Brian May Blues Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit

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[G] I woke up about eleven _ [C] with hair [G] like Brian May.
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[C] I woke up about eleven _ with [G] hair like Brian May. _ _
[D] I'm supposed to be the hottest [C] _ man on the [G] estate.
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[G] I'm gonna go down to the river, _ [Am] the one that they call [G] the T.
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[C] _ gonna go down to the river, _ [G] the one that they call the T. _ _ _
[D] _ Lord, you gotta let [C] me drown so those [G] ringlets, they won't see.
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[C] Oh, I need this [D] situation _ _
[C] _ about as much [D] as I need.
[C] The armory [D] shows, the entire back [G] catalog.
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ I [G] haven't got a balaclava.
_ [Am] My good [G] girl, she got no snooze.
_ _ I [E] haven't got a balaclava.
_ _ My [G] good girl's got no snooze.
_ _ [D] I take the twenty forty [C] boxcar, the one that goes to [G] Butte.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [G] I take my rope down to the _ crossroads [C] to [G] bring my poor heart ease.
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_ _ take my rope down to the _ crossroads [G] to bring my poor heart ease.
[Am] Oh, but the devil's built a bypass, [C] _
chopped down all of [G] the trees.
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_ _ [C] And, hey, I need [D] a bypass _ _ [C] _ about as much as [D] I need.
[C] The armory [D] shows, the entire back catalog.
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