It Makes The Room Look Bigger Chords by Half Man Half Biscuit
Tempo:
68.4 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
D
A
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C]
[G] [C] [A] [Eb]
[G]
I've just finished decorating, it was very irritating [C] and I know they're going to come
around [G] tonight [C] and I know they're going to say to [G] me tonight, it makes the room look
bigger, [D] it makes [G] the room look bigger.
So let's forget about the open top bus ride,
standing tall on the town hall [C] balcony.
It's about as [G] likely as hen's teeth, [C]
it's about
as [G] likely as hen's teeth.
[D] And as the [G] light gets dimmer, [D]
I watch the [G] chance get slimmer.
[D] [G] [D]
[G] [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round [G] to spit
the gas back on.
[C] Had it truth be told, [G] now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
[D] [G]
[D] [A] [D] [B]
[G]
I'm drawn to watch the souvenir stores, I twirl around the keep up rack, well [C] it's alright for
Nicholas and [G] for Neil, yeah [C] well how do you think that makes [G] me feel?
[D] And all the while I can see,
[D] I'm on the [G] CCTV.
Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I'm going to [N] eat her, and so to [C] reassure
her I ask her [G] for the time.
[C] And a sense of [G] relief at my friendly [C] tone, reveals [G] itself in her comic
[C] moan.
You can wait twenty [G] minutes, nothing comes [C] along and then all of a [G] sudden three thugs drop
your [D] pension on a generally one [G] at twenty five past.
[D] There's generally one at [G] twenty five past,
[D] they come swinging round [G] that corner, [Eb] they think they're [G] Benny Goodman.
[D] [G] [D]
[G] [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round to [G] stick the gas back
on.
[C] Had it truth [G] be told, now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
I'm tiptoe [D] to the
front row [G] of the con show, [C] with a submachine [G] gun.
[C] [N]
[G] [C] [A] [Eb]
[G]
I've just finished decorating, it was very irritating [C] and I know they're going to come
around [G] tonight [C] and I know they're going to say to [G] me tonight, it makes the room look
bigger, [D] it makes [G] the room look bigger.
So let's forget about the open top bus ride,
standing tall on the town hall [C] balcony.
It's about as [G] likely as hen's teeth, [C]
it's about
as [G] likely as hen's teeth.
[D] And as the [G] light gets dimmer, [D]
I watch the [G] chance get slimmer.
[D] [G] [D]
[G] [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round [G] to spit
the gas back on.
[C] Had it truth be told, [G] now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
[D] [G]
[D] [A] [D] [B]
[G]
I'm drawn to watch the souvenir stores, I twirl around the keep up rack, well [C] it's alright for
Nicholas and [G] for Neil, yeah [C] well how do you think that makes [G] me feel?
[D] And all the while I can see,
[D] I'm on the [G] CCTV.
Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I'm going to [N] eat her, and so to [C] reassure
her I ask her [G] for the time.
[C] And a sense of [G] relief at my friendly [C] tone, reveals [G] itself in her comic
[C] moan.
You can wait twenty [G] minutes, nothing comes [C] along and then all of a [G] sudden three thugs drop
your [D] pension on a generally one [G] at twenty five past.
[D] There's generally one at [G] twenty five past,
[D] they come swinging round [G] that corner, [Eb] they think they're [G] Benny Goodman.
[D] [G] [D]
[G] [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round to [G] stick the gas back
on.
[C] Had it truth [G] be told, now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
I'm tiptoe [D] to the
front row [G] of the con show, [C] with a submachine [G] gun.
[C] [N]
Key:
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C
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _ [Eb] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I've just finished decorating, it was very irritating [C] and I know they're going to come
around [G] tonight [C] and I know they're going to say to [G] me tonight, it makes the room look
bigger, [D] it makes [G] the room look bigger. _
_ _ _ So let's forget about the open top bus ride,
standing tall on the town hall [C] balcony.
It's about as [G] likely as hen's teeth, [C]
it's about
as [G] likely as hen's teeth.
[D] And as the [G] light gets dimmer, [D]
I watch the [G] chance get slimmer.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round [G] to spit
the gas back on.
[C] Had it truth be told, [G] now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm drawn to watch the souvenir stores, I twirl around the keep up rack, well [C] it's alright for
Nicholas and [G] for Neil, yeah [C] well how do you think that makes [G] me feel?
[D] And all the while I can see,
[D] I'm on the [G] CCTV. _
Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I'm going to [N] eat her, and so to [C] reassure
her I ask her [G] for the time.
[C] And a sense of [G] relief at my friendly [C] tone, reveals [G] itself in her comic
[C] moan.
You can wait twenty [G] minutes, nothing comes [C] along and then all of a [G] sudden three thugs drop
your [D] pension on a generally one [G] at twenty five past.
[D] There's generally one at [G] twenty five past,
[D] they come swinging round [G] that corner, [Eb] they think they're [G] Benny Goodman.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round to [G] stick the gas back
on.
[C] Had it truth [G] be told, now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
I'm tiptoe [D] to the
front row [G] of the con show, [C] with a submachine [G] gun.
_ [C] _ _ [N] _
[G] _ _ [C] _ _ _ [A] _ [Eb] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I've just finished decorating, it was very irritating [C] and I know they're going to come
around [G] tonight [C] and I know they're going to say to [G] me tonight, it makes the room look
bigger, [D] it makes [G] the room look bigger. _
_ _ _ So let's forget about the open top bus ride,
standing tall on the town hall [C] balcony.
It's about as [G] likely as hen's teeth, [C]
it's about
as [G] likely as hen's teeth.
[D] And as the [G] light gets dimmer, [D]
I watch the [G] chance get slimmer.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round [G] to spit
the gas back on.
[C] Had it truth be told, [G] now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [G] _
_ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ [B] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
I'm drawn to watch the souvenir stores, I twirl around the keep up rack, well [C] it's alright for
Nicholas and [G] for Neil, yeah [C] well how do you think that makes [G] me feel?
[D] And all the while I can see,
[D] I'm on the [G] CCTV. _
Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I'm going to [N] eat her, and so to [C] reassure
her I ask her [G] for the time.
[C] And a sense of [G] relief at my friendly [C] tone, reveals [G] itself in her comic
[C] moan.
You can wait twenty [G] minutes, nothing comes [C] along and then all of a [G] sudden three thugs drop
your [D] pension on a generally one [G] at twenty five past.
[D] There's generally one at [G] twenty five past,
[D] they come swinging round [G] that corner, [Eb] they think they're [G] Benny Goodman.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ [C] But I've put another hook [G] to hang my hopes up on, [C] there's a fella coming round to [G] stick the gas back
on.
[C] Had it truth [G] be told, now the film is gone, [D] it makes the room [G] look bigger.
I'm tiptoe [D] to the
front row [G] of the con show, [C] with a submachine [G] gun.
_ [C] _ _ [N] _
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