Dinosaur Chords by Hank Williams Jr

[C#] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ [E] _ Hey man, them ain't [A] high heel sneakers And [E] _ the show don't look [A] like cowboy boots
_ [E] _ That ain't rock and [A] roll you're playing And [F#] _ the show ain't country [B] or rhythm and blues _
_ [A] You're singing a [B] song about making [E] love to your drummer _
[A] Well gay [B] guitar pickers don't [E] turn me on _ [A] And we don't [B] all get into [E] Donna Summer
Do [F#] you happen to know any old Hank [B] Williams songs?
Cause you see [A] I'm a _ [B] dinosaur [E] _ [D#m] [C#m] I [B] should have [A] died a long [B] _ [E] time [D#m] before
[C#m]
Half [A] pity on a _ [B] dinosaur
[E] _ [D#m] _ [C#m]
Hand [F#m] me my hat, [B] excuse me man, but [E] where's the door? _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] Used to be I had a lot of [A] fun in this old hangout
[E] We'd get stoned at the gym box and [A] stay out of fights
_ _ [E] Now and then light a little [A] smoke in the truck out back
_ [F#] Oh then a little old gym beam and [B] we'd get right
And you know [A] these flashing [B] lights sure [E] make me dizzy
_ [A] And this disco's [B] very strange to [E] my ears
It [A] looks like they turned [B] the Longhorn into [E] a spaceship
And [F#] I'll be leaving just as soon as I finish [B] this beer
Cause you see [A] I'm a _ [B] _
[E] dinosaur
[C#] [B] Should have died [A] a long [B]
[E] time [D#m] before
[C#] There's [B] a whole [A] lot [B] of _
[E] [D#m] dinosaurs
[C#m] _ Give us [F#m] our hats, excuse [B] me man, but [E] where's the door?
_ Give us [F#m] our hats, _ excuse [B] me man, but _ [E] where's the door? _