Chords for Harley Poe - Transvestites Can Be Cannibals Too @ The Brass Rail 4/27/12
Tempo:
98.6 bpm
Chords used:
G
Em
D
C
A
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G] [Em]
[G] [E]
[Em]
[G] [Em]
[Em]
[D] I'm gonna look in my own clothes, [B] I'll grab my watch when I go to town
[D] You think it's gross when I'm wearing a [Em] pantyhose,
When I sit down and the coffee's loud
[G] I think I may, I think I might [C] have you
Tonight I'll come to make an appointment to [G] you
I think [A] I may, I think I might [Em] have you
But I'm spotted, I'm caught on some of your hate-ass jokes
I [C] spent that night in a cattle [D] spill
And I was around these [C] two
These high-aimed people with an apple [D]-eyed
Shitty head of a boss, well, I spent too much
[G] And when [D] I was young, [Em] I wore a nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [E] read my mail that [C] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, [Em] [C] [G] I still carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless motherfucker
[G]
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker
[Em]
[E] Popular people, cause I ain't popular
I'll eat these words tomorrow, [Em] cause I'm [G] bipolar
It's okay to be different, [Em] unless you're all by yourself
[G] And you think you're so fucking special
[Em] [C] I don't understand [D] the reason why I sit
[C]
I'm happy to be a bigger man [D] than you are
When [C] he's sitting down, and baby feels [A] like I'm worth nothing
[C] But then again, I'm sure that you [A] guys are also getting [G] pregnant
[Bm] And when I was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[A] I liked to read my mail that I [Em] hadn't even known [A] what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, I [Em] still [C] [G]
carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker
[Em] [G]
[Em] [G]
[Em] [G]
[Em] [A]
[E] [A]
I [Em]
[A] don't like being tied up
Well, I don't like being [G] me
You're so shallow-minded, you think [F] I'm only what you see
Take me [D#] out of the herd, and put me on [E] display
In front of [B] your friends, [Dm] not knowing that [A] this much
Thankfully, [E] you're miserable, and
[D] I'm rude, I'm ugly, [F#] I'm everything [C] you hate
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight, [Em] to put you [A] on my plate
I don't care for [D] your opinion, [Em] I don't want your [C] blood for you
[G]
Tonight, [E] I'll be, [C] with compliments to you
[G] When I [D] was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [D] read my mail that [Em] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now [D] I know, [Em] I still [C] carry [G]
[D] my secret
[Em] I'm a [G] homeless motherfucker
[A]
[G]
[G] [E]
[Em]
[G] [Em]
[Em]
[D] I'm gonna look in my own clothes, [B] I'll grab my watch when I go to town
[D] You think it's gross when I'm wearing a [Em] pantyhose,
When I sit down and the coffee's loud
[G] I think I may, I think I might [C] have you
Tonight I'll come to make an appointment to [G] you
I think [A] I may, I think I might [Em] have you
But I'm spotted, I'm caught on some of your hate-ass jokes
I [C] spent that night in a cattle [D] spill
And I was around these [C] two
These high-aimed people with an apple [D]-eyed
Shitty head of a boss, well, I spent too much
[G] And when [D] I was young, [Em] I wore a nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [E] read my mail that [C] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, [Em] [C] [G] I still carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless motherfucker
[G]
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker
[Em]
[E] Popular people, cause I ain't popular
I'll eat these words tomorrow, [Em] cause I'm [G] bipolar
It's okay to be different, [Em] unless you're all by yourself
[G] And you think you're so fucking special
[Em] [C] I don't understand [D] the reason why I sit
[C]
I'm happy to be a bigger man [D] than you are
When [C] he's sitting down, and baby feels [A] like I'm worth nothing
[C] But then again, I'm sure that you [A] guys are also getting [G] pregnant
[Bm] And when I was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[A] I liked to read my mail that I [Em] hadn't even known [A] what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, I [Em] still [C] [G]
carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker
[Em] [G]
[Em] [G]
[Em] [G]
[Em] [A]
[E] [A]
I [Em]
[A] don't like being tied up
Well, I don't like being [G] me
You're so shallow-minded, you think [F] I'm only what you see
Take me [D#] out of the herd, and put me on [E] display
In front of [B] your friends, [Dm] not knowing that [A] this much
Thankfully, [E] you're miserable, and
[D] I'm rude, I'm ugly, [F#] I'm everything [C] you hate
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight, [Em] to put you [A] on my plate
I don't care for [D] your opinion, [Em] I don't want your [C] blood for you
[G]
Tonight, [E] I'll be, [C] with compliments to you
[G] When I [D] was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [D] read my mail that [Em] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now [D] I know, [Em] I still [C] carry [G]
[D] my secret
[Em] I'm a [G] homeless motherfucker
[A]
[G]
Key:
G
Em
D
C
A
G
Em
D
_ [G] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] I'm gonna look in my own clothes, [B] I'll grab my watch when I go to town
[D] You think it's gross when I'm wearing a [Em] pantyhose,
When I sit down and the coffee's loud
[G] I think I may, I think I might [C] have you
Tonight I'll come to make an appointment to [G] you
I think [A] I may, I think I might [Em] have you
But I'm spotted, I'm caught on some of your hate-ass jokes
I [C] spent that night in a cattle [D] spill
And I was around these [C] two
These high-aimed people with an apple [D]-eyed
Shitty head of a boss, well, I spent too much
[G] And when [D] I was young, [Em] I wore a nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [E] read my mail that [C] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ [G] I still carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless motherfucker
[G] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] I'm a homeless _ [G] motherfucker
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[E] Popular people, cause I ain't popular _
I'll eat these words tomorrow, [Em] _ cause I'm [G] bipolar
It's okay to be different, [Em] unless you're all by yourself
[G] And you think you're so fucking special
[Em] _ _ _ [C] I don't understand [D] the reason why I sit
[C]
I'm happy to be a bigger man [D] than you are
When [C] he's sitting down, and baby feels [A] like I'm worth nothing
[C] But then again, I'm sure that you [A] guys are also getting [G] pregnant
[Bm] And when I was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[A] I liked to read my mail that I [Em] hadn't even known [A] what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, I [Em] still _ [C] _ _ [G]
carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ I [Em] _ _ _ _
[A] don't like being tied up
Well, I don't like being [G] me
You're so shallow-minded, you think [F] I'm only what you see
Take me [D#] out of the herd, and put me on [E] display
In front of [B] your friends, [Dm] not knowing that [A] this much
Thankfully, [E] you're miserable, and
[D] I'm rude, I'm ugly, [F#] I'm everything [C] you hate
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight, [Em] to put you [A] on my plate
I don't care for [D] your opinion, [Em] I don't want your [C] blood for you
[G]
Tonight, [E] I'll be, [C] with compliments to you
[G] When I [D] was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [D] read my mail that [Em] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now [D] I know, [Em] I still _ [C] carry [G] _
[D] my secret
[Em] I'm a [G] homeless motherfucker _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[D] I'm gonna look in my own clothes, [B] I'll grab my watch when I go to town
[D] You think it's gross when I'm wearing a [Em] pantyhose,
When I sit down and the coffee's loud
[G] I think I may, I think I might [C] have you
Tonight I'll come to make an appointment to [G] you
I think [A] I may, I think I might [Em] have you
But I'm spotted, I'm caught on some of your hate-ass jokes
I [C] spent that night in a cattle [D] spill
And I was around these [C] two
These high-aimed people with an apple [D]-eyed
Shitty head of a boss, well, I spent too much
[G] And when [D] I was young, [Em] I wore a nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [E] read my mail that [C] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, _ [Em] _ _ [C] _ [G] I still carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless motherfucker
[G] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] I'm a homeless _ [G] motherfucker
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _
[E] Popular people, cause I ain't popular _
I'll eat these words tomorrow, [Em] _ cause I'm [G] bipolar
It's okay to be different, [Em] unless you're all by yourself
[G] And you think you're so fucking special
[Em] _ _ _ [C] I don't understand [D] the reason why I sit
[C]
I'm happy to be a bigger man [D] than you are
When [C] he's sitting down, and baby feels [A] like I'm worth nothing
[C] But then again, I'm sure that you [A] guys are also getting [G] pregnant
[Bm] And when I was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[A] I liked to read my mail that I [Em] hadn't even known [A] what was known
[G] But now I [D] know, I [Em] still _ [C] _ _ [G]
carry [D] my secret
[Em] I'm a homeless [G] motherfucker _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _
_ I [Em] _ _ _ _
[A] don't like being tied up
Well, I don't like being [G] me
You're so shallow-minded, you think [F] I'm only what you see
Take me [D#] out of the herd, and put me on [E] display
In front of [B] your friends, [Dm] not knowing that [A] this much
Thankfully, [E] you're miserable, and
[D] I'm rude, I'm ugly, [F#] I'm everything [C] you hate
[G] And I'm here [D] tonight, [Em] to put you [A] on my plate
I don't care for [D] your opinion, [Em] I don't want your [C] blood for you
[G]
Tonight, [E] I'll be, [C] with compliments to you
[G] When I [D] was young, [Em] I wore a [C] nipper-cloth
[G] I liked to [D] read my mail that [Em] I hadn't even known what was known
[G] But now [D] I know, [Em] I still _ [C] carry [G] _
[D] my secret
[Em] I'm a [G] homeless motherfucker _
_ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _