She Left Me For Jesus Chords by Hayes Carll

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[D] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ [G] _ [Cm] _
[G] _ _ Sometimes people [A] just [D] can't love one person at a time.
[Am] That's [G] when they two-time.
And then it's [Db] two [A]-timers time.
[Am] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ Welcome to two-timers.
[Ab] This week our guest suspects his girlfriend of breaking the second [N] commandment.
That's not two-time.
[A] Well, we've been dating since high school and we both [C] just stuck around just having fun.
[Am] And then _ _
_ [A] _ something changed.
We've been dating since high school.
_ We never [D] once left this town.
_ We used to go [A] out [Bm] on the weekends.
[A] _ And we'd drink [D] till we'd drown.
_ But [Am] now she's [G] acting funny.
_ And I don't [B] [Bm] understand.
_ _ I think that [A] she's found [D] _ _ _ some other man.
_ _ [Am] She left [G] me for Jesus.
_ _ And that [D] just ain't fair.
_ _ She says [A] that he's perfect.
_ _ How could [D] I compare?
_ _ _ She says [G] I should find him.
And I'm [Em] the [B] beast at last.
[Bm] _ _ If I ever [A] find Jesus, _ _ I'm [D] kicking his ass.
How do you feel about seeing [Am] that? _
_ _ Man, with that dude?
Are you serious? _
Oh my God.
_ I can sense that you're upset.
_ _ [D] _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ These won't help any.
[D] She showed me [A] a picture.
_ _ All I [D] could do was stare.
_ _ At that [A] freak in his sandals.
_ Oh, with his long, [D] purty hair.
_ They must think [G] that I'm stupid.
_ _ Or I don't [Bm] have a clue.
_ I bet [A] he's a commie.
_ Or even worse [D] yet, a Jew.
_ _ She [G] left me for _ Jesus.
_ [D] And that just ain't fair.
_ [G] _ [D] She says that [A] he's perfect.
_ How could [D] I _ _ _ [E] compare?
[F] She [G] says I should find him.
And I'm the [Bm] beast at last.
_ If [Bb] I ever [A]
find Jesus, _ _ I'm [D] kicking his ass.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _ [G] _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Am] She's giving up whiskey.
_ [A] _ And taking [D] up [Am] wine.
_ _ While she prays [A] for his [Am] troubles.
_ [A] And forgot [D] about my pain.
_ _ I'm gonna [G] get even.
_ I can't handle [Bm] the _ shame.
Why the [B] last [A] time we made love.
She even [D] called out his name.
_ _ [Bb] Oh my God, are you pinning my crib?
Oh my God, [Eb] you're pinning my crib.
You've been busted.
[Dbm] On two timers.
_ What? _ _
[Eb] Is he in there?
_ No.
Is he in there?
[D] No, there's no one in there.
No, there's no one in there.
[Eb] She [Am] left [G] me for Jesus.
_ And that [D] just ain't fair.
_ _ [C] She [B] says [A] that he's perfect.
_ _ [Am] How could [D] I compare?
_ _ _ [Em] She [D] says [G] I should find him.
_ What the hell [Em] was going on [B] back there?
It's just a secret bathroom.
[Bm] Why were you naked?
[A] I don't tell you how to do your job.
_ I'm gonna kick [D] his ass.
Two timers.
I ain't gonna [G] kick his ass.
I ain't gonna kick his ass.
Or even [Bm] Billy in my hotel.
_ _ _ But if I [A] ever find Jesus.
_ He's gonna wish [D] he was [G] dead.
Ha. _ _ _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [N] _ _ _ Well man, I just want to say.
I turned out to be a really great guy.
And I'm sorry I tried to beat you up.
It's okay brother.
I forgive you.
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