Chords for Highlights from Turnabout Musical- Redd White and You

_ _ _ _ [Dm] Red White [Gm] makes the rules, [Dm] Red White [Gm] throws the dice,
[Dm] Red White's got [Gm] the [Dm] personage that makes everyone [Bb] look twice.
[Dm] Red White [Bb] draws the lines, [Dm] Red White [Bb] deals the cards,
[Dm] People [Gm] stop me everywhere [A] to be trust me [Dm] they're regards.
Hello!
[Bb] But Red's a decent man, with old fashioned ideas,
Red will [Dm] answer one [G] question, cause that's just how [C] nice he [Dm] feels.
[Gm] Uh, well, [Dm] okay Mr.
White, fine.
[Bb] If Blue [Dm] Corp isn't for Black [Gm] Blue Globe, what [Dm] does it do exactly?
[Bb] Ah, Blue [D] Corp, my [Bb] labor of love, [Dm] my pride and [Bb] prejudice.
_ [Dm] Blue Corp deals in information, we buy and sell it too.
You may not [Bb] know, but Blue [G] Corp is named for the [C] color blue.
Thought it on myself, [Dm] Red White [Gm] gets the best, [Dm] Red White [Gm] follows through.
[Dm] Ask not what you [C] can do for Red, [Bb] but what Red can do [D] for you.
_ [Dm] And what [Bb] can Red White do [Dm] for you, mon [Bb] seigneur?
I'll count [Dm] that last question as [Bb] a practice.
[Dm] Now here's your only [Bb] chance, make it [Dm] worthwhile. _
[Bb] Okay Mr.
[Dm] White, fine.
There's one [Bb] last thing I wanted to [Dm] know.
Who'd you take [Gm] that statue from?
[A] Take?
[Dm] How dare you [Bb] accuseify me of something like that.
This is a Paris original, straight from Canada.
Speaking of, I'll bet [Dm] you've never been to Canada.
[G] It's not a far hike, just [C] north of here, go straight, you [Dm] can't miss it.
I [Bb] especially love that mountain with the [Dm] presidents, oh, and that big [Bb] tower that leans to the [Dm] side.
Ah, [Bb] nostalgification.
Now [Dm] what could ever make you think [Bb] that I-
Patrick MacArthur [Dm] perhaps?
[Bb] I'm not familiar with the [Dm] title of his person, [Bb] no.
A [Dm] politician who killed himself.
I think I know [Gm] his name.
[Dm] He was caught embezzling government funds.
That really [Bb] is a shame.
[Dm] And then one day, the press got wind of it.
Are you quite [Bb] finished now?
[Dm] And the day after, he killed himself.
And this concerns [Bb] me how?
[F] _ _
[Em] Mia, [Eb] they knew all [Bb] about your operation.
[Bbm] Your [Db] blackmailing has [F] caused countless to die.
[C] Blue Corpse blackmailing thrives while you [F] take hundreds of lives.
[Gm] But it stops _ [C] right here.
_ [F] No [Bb] more will [Gm] you _
[Bb] paralyze [C] with fear.
[Dm] _ You have some pretty magnificentatious claims there, [Bb] mister.
Wrong, [Dm] was it?
But [Bb] how does this all connect with [Dm] me?
Come now, make me laugh, indulge me.
It's quite alright to exasperize my [Gm] prodigical and [Dm] cosmopolitan sense of [Bb] humor.
Mia [Dm] Fey found the connection.
[Gm] On this [A] file is a list of [Dm] suicides, all of them marked with [Bb] the name White. _ _ _ _ _
Mr.
Wrong, [Dm] why are you spending all this [G] time investigating [C] me?
Shouldn't you be [Dm] looking for the murderer [Bb] of your dear Miss [Dm] Fey?
In [Bb] just what do you think I'm [Dm] doing, Mr.
Wright?
[Bb] You _ [Dm] _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Dm] must have talked to Groteberg.
I guess he had [Bb] to speak.
That is [Dm] Groseberg.
Ask him why I have his painting, I'll tell you why.
[Bb] He's weak.
Only the strong survive, kid.
And Red White's the alpha male.
Red White's [Dm] the king of the jungle.
[G] That gross [C] face, he's a [Bb] whale.
So don't you come here trying to kick me off my throne.
[Dm] Let he who [C] is with sin and [Bb] loves it cast the [Dm] final stone.
Connect me with the chief [Dm] prosecutor's office, please.
And [Gm] then please call [Dm] security.
I have [Bb] a raving [Dm] madman on my hands.
[Bb] You betcha, Mr.
[Dm] White.
_ [Bb] _ [Dm] White?
[Bb] What do you want?
This [Dm] isn't a great time.
[Gm] I've decided I want to [A] testify in tomorrow's [Dm] trial.
It [Bb] seems the culprit was right here all along.
I thought you said you didn't want anything to do with-
Quiet, you!
[Dm] I said I changed [G] my mind, now didn't I?
And [C] I don't believe you're in [Dm] any position to question [D] me.
_ [Dm] You [Bb] didn't?
Yeah, Mr.
[Dm] Lawyer.
What are you [Bb] going to do?
You [Dm] don't understand, kid.
I control the police.
I [Gm] control the prosecution.
[Dm] I even [Bb] control the [Dm] judge.
[Bb] I am [Dm] the law.
He who has the money has the control, Mr.
[Bb] Wrong.
You're [Dm] nothing but a mere lawyer.
[Bb] That's all Mia [Dm] Fey was, too.
[Bb] _ _ [Dm] Red [Gm] White breaks the [Dm] rules.
Red White [Gm] loads the dice.
[Dm] Red White [Bb] has the power, [Dm] so take [Bb] Red White's [Dm] advice.
Red White [Gm] stacks the deck.
[Dm] Red White [Gm] is always ahead.
[Dm] Ask not what [F] Red can do for [Bm] you, but [Bb] what you can [D] do for Red. _ _
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