Chords for His Cock's Got Ribs

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Two old hookers in a Kalgoorlie brothel only work [D] pension days
Sitting knitting mittens for the grandkids passing the [G] time away
And talking about the stuff that old hookers talk about like the size of an [C] average dick
[D] When one of them said biggest dick I ever seen belonged to a local [G] kid and [C] he's Cox
Rives you should [G] have seen the fucking thing and you should see the bell end [D] on that all day
[C] He's got _ ribs [G] there's a knee joint in the middle of [D] his hand prime
teary-eyed blue vein purple headed monster [G] custard chucker
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[G] _ _ [D] _ [G] He was only a paper boy back then when he come in with a [D] fortnight's pay
And when I seen that cock tucked into his sock I nearly [G] faded away
I thought this bone I ain't sharing I'm keeping this [C] cock for me
[D] And you know what honey I'm giving back your money you can come in here [G] for free
_ [C] Cuz he's Cots got ribs
You [G] should have seen the fucking thing and you should see the bell end [D] on that all day
Sucker [G] ass he's Cots [C] got ribs
[G] There's a knee joint in the middle [D] of his hand prime teary-eyed blue vein
purple headed zippers split and monster [G] custard chucker
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[E] _ [A] And then she said I reckon that kid could have turned into a [E] gigolo
With his cheeky grin and a cock like that.
He'd be rolling in [A] the dough
But I heard he's a happily married man, and you know what he's [D] doing now
_ [E] He's standing here singing this song so Kevvy take a _ back
[D] Cuz me Cots got ribs
[A] You should see the fucking thing and you should see the bell [E] end on me all day
Sucker [D] ass me Cots got ribs
[A] There's a knee joint in the middle of [E] me hand prime teary-eyed blue vein
purple headed zippers split and kidney kicking monster [A] custard chucker
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