Chords for Kev's Courtin' Song (Do You Fuck on First Dates?)

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_ _ _ _ Blown too much of me time [A] buying dinner and wine, [E] and me money on [B] flowers and lollies.
_ [E] Only to find [A] that what's on me mind [B] isn't on hers and [E] she's sorry.
_ So I've made up some lines [A] that save wasting time [E] and keep me from blowing [B] me brass.
_ [E] I'm ever so cool, [A] I just prop on the stool [B] right next to hers and [E] I ask
_ _ _ [F#] Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
_ _ _ Does your dad [E] own a brewery?
_ _ Could I [B] feed your tits?
_ _ _ Or would you [E] show them to me?
_ _ Cause you got a [A] nice head _ _ and you look [E] pretty honest. _ _ _ _ _
So me face will be leaving [B] in a quarter of an hour, [A] I'd like you to [E] be on it. _
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_ _ _ _ You know how it feels [A] when you first meet a sheila [E] and the bullshit you gotta [B] go through.
_ [E] Like calling her up and [A] telling her you love her [B] when all that you'd love is [E] just a screw.
_ But she wants to hold hands and [A] you to meet her old man [E] and sit around for hours [B] and talk.
_ [E] But me new method is you [A] just cut through the shit [B] and get down to the goodies [E] straight off.
[F#] _ _ _ Do you fuck on [A] first dates?
_ _ _ Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
_ _ _ Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ _ [G#m] Or would you show [E] them to me?
_ _ _ Do you sleep in [A] the nick?
_ _ _ Do you give head [E] very often? _ _ _ _ _
If we can decide [B] your place or mine, [C#] _ we [E] can fuck off then. _
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_ [E] _ _ So the next time you see [A] a good looking sheila [E] and you'd give a week's pay [B] to hold her.
_ [E] Don't sit acting dumb, [A] just front her full on [B] and drop a few lines that I [E] told you.
_ This new method of mine might [A] not work every time, [E] but then again no method [B] will.
_ _ [E] I've been spat at and slapped [A] and kneed in the neck as well, [B] but then I got a few [E] fucks as well.
_ _ [F#] Do you [A] fuck on first dates?
_ _ _ Does your dad own [E] a brewery?
_ _ _ Could I feed [B] your tits?
_ _ _ Or would you show [E] them to me?
_ _ If the answer [A] is no, _ _ to me [E] questions above.
_ Then _ _ be a good sport [B] and give me the name [A] of a [E] girlfriend who does. _
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