Santa Was Stoned Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson

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[Am] _ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas, [Am] _ _ [D] _
how'd he get [A] that high? _ _
And what's he [F#m] feedin' them reindeers on, [B] that makes the bastards [G] fly?
_ _ [A] I shared a cone with Santa, [Am] _ _
[D] _ a happy Christmas [A] high.
_ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas time, [E] and _
[G#] so [A] was I. _ _
_ [E] _ _ [A] Thought I'd stop believin' in Santa, _ _ until last Christmas night.
_ I was havin' a quiet [F#m] little cone on me own [B] when I looked up into [E] the sky. _ _
[A] Saw this sleigh comin' out of control, _ headin' straight for my place.
_ _ Crashed and burned [F#m] in my backyard, [E] oh Santa was off his face.
[A] Oh Santa was stoned at Christmas, _ _ [D] _
how'd he get [A] that high? _
And what's he feedin' [F#m] them reindeers on, [B] that makes the [E] bastards fly?
_ _ [A] I shared a cone with Santa, _ _
[D] a happy Christmas [A] high.
_ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas time, [E] and so [A] was I. _ _
_ [E] _ _ [A] Yeah Santa was wrecked, a total mess, when he dropped in out of the blue.
_ In a battered old sled [F#m] full of wacky weed, [B] and six bent [E] reindeer too. _
Now [A] you might think that I'm makin' this up, [D] but you can think what [A] you like.
_ _ Santa was stoned [F#m] at Christmas time, [E] and _ so was I.
_ [A] Santa was stoned at Christmas, _ _ [D] _
how'd he get [A] that high? _
And what's he [F#m] feedin' them reindeers on, [B] that makes the [Em] bastards fly?
_ [A] I shared a cone with Santa, _ _
[D] a happy Christmas [A] high.
_ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas time, [E] and _ so [A] was I. _ _
_ [E] _ _ [A] Yeah Santa was ripped at Christmas, _ _ shit-faced maggot at stoned.
And when I helped him untangle [F#m] his reindeer, _ _ [B] he offered me [E] a cone. _
[A] Then I strapped him back in that battered old sled, and [D] after one more toke of [A] the bong,
_ and a crack of [G] the whip, and [F#] a cone [E] you bastards, Santa Claus was gone.
_ [A] Oh Santa was stoned at Christmas, _ _ [D] _
how'd he get [A] that high? _
And what's he feedin' [F#m] them reindeers on, [B] that makes the [E] bastards fly?
_ [A] I shared a cone with Santa, _ _
[D] a happy Christmas [A] high.
_ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas time, [E] and [B] so [A] was I.
Cone you [E] bastards!
_ [A] Santa was stoned at Christmas, _ _
[D] _ how'd he get [A] that high?
_ And what's he feedin' [F#m] them reindeers on, [B] that makes the [E] bastards fly? _ _
[A] I shared a cone with Santa, _ _ [D] a happy Christmas [A] high.
_ _ Santa was [F#m] stoned at Christmas time, [E] and _ so [A] was I.
_ Yeah Santa [F#m] was stoned at [Bm] Christmas time, [E] and _
[A] so was I. _
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