Five-second Foreplay Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
82.6 bpm
Chords used:
A
D
E
F#
C#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[A] Well, it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] That's all the time it takes to [E] turn a red-hot lover on
[A] And it's one two three four
[D] five second for play
[A] Ready or not
[E] Here [A] I come
The band shut down at 11
She had to be home by 12
And [D] it's five minutes flat out seven mile hill and that's going like a [A] bat out of hell
But all your gear ripped off before you got there got the old fella pumped and primed
[D] Got a leg spread [A] eagerly decided to dash [E] and I'm gonna get a fucking [F#] nine
So [A] it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
All [A] it took was a couple of Bundy and [E] coats and a smoke to turn her on
[A] And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] Ready or [E] not
Here [A] I come
On your first ever fucking problem on the red light side of town
And [D] your hard-on's giving you a hernia and your ball bags weighing you [A] down
You're waiting turn at the end of you got your old fella pumped and primed
[D] Haven't had a [A] wank since smoke.
I've [E] been saving it up for tonight
[A]
And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] This is a fuck how long it takes to [E] bang a pranker
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A]
Ready or [E] not here [A] I come
[D] [A]
[E] [C#m] [A]
[D] [A]
[E] For [A] the ritual route on a payday
After coming I'm pissed from the pub [D] and you're dreaming about Dolly Parts
Slapping and trying to [A] get it up
But you're full of in the fish you fall back and you're trying to target him with your thumbs
Whacker on the ass with the knobby [E] cock
[F#] You like love
[A]
[D] Five seconds for play.
[A] I think I've built a move.
I think [E] I really turn her on
[A] one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
Ready or [E] not
[A] Here I come
So it's one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
[A] She mumbled something dirty.
I think [E] I'm really turned her on
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[E]
Here [A] I come
[F#] [A] Ready or [E] not [A] here I come [F#] [A] ready or [E] not here I come
[A]
five second for play
[A] That's all the time it takes to [E] turn a red-hot lover on
[A] And it's one two three four
[D] five second for play
[A] Ready or not
[E] Here [A] I come
The band shut down at 11
She had to be home by 12
And [D] it's five minutes flat out seven mile hill and that's going like a [A] bat out of hell
But all your gear ripped off before you got there got the old fella pumped and primed
[D] Got a leg spread [A] eagerly decided to dash [E] and I'm gonna get a fucking [F#] nine
So [A] it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
All [A] it took was a couple of Bundy and [E] coats and a smoke to turn her on
[A] And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] Ready or [E] not
Here [A] I come
On your first ever fucking problem on the red light side of town
And [D] your hard-on's giving you a hernia and your ball bags weighing you [A] down
You're waiting turn at the end of you got your old fella pumped and primed
[D] Haven't had a [A] wank since smoke.
I've [E] been saving it up for tonight
[A]
And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] This is a fuck how long it takes to [E] bang a pranker
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A]
Ready or [E] not here [A] I come
[D] [A]
[E] [C#m] [A]
[D] [A]
[E] For [A] the ritual route on a payday
After coming I'm pissed from the pub [D] and you're dreaming about Dolly Parts
Slapping and trying to [A] get it up
But you're full of in the fish you fall back and you're trying to target him with your thumbs
Whacker on the ass with the knobby [E] cock
[F#] You like love
[A]
[D] Five seconds for play.
[A] I think I've built a move.
I think [E] I really turn her on
[A] one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
Ready or [E] not
[A] Here I come
So it's one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
[A] She mumbled something dirty.
I think [E] I'm really turned her on
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[E]
Here [A] I come
[F#] [A] Ready or [E] not [A] here I come [F#] [A] ready or [E] not here I come
[A]
Key:
A
D
E
F#
C#m
A
D
E
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] Well, it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] That's all the time it takes to [E] turn a red-hot lover on
[A] And it's one two three four
[D] five second for play
[A] Ready or not
[E] Here [A] I come
_ _ The band shut down at 11
She had to be home by 12
And [D] it's five minutes flat out seven mile hill and that's going like a [A] bat out of hell
But all your gear ripped off before you got there got the old fella pumped and primed
[D] Got a leg spread [A] eagerly decided to dash [E] and I'm gonna get a fucking [F#] nine
So [A] it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
All [A] it took was a couple of Bundy and [E] coats and a smoke to turn her on
[A] And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] Ready or [E] not
Here [A] I come
_ On your first ever fucking problem on the red light side of town
And [D] your hard-on's giving you a hernia and your ball bags weighing you [A] down
You're waiting turn at the end of you got your old fella pumped and primed
[D] Haven't had a [A] wank since smoke.
I've [E] been saving it up for tonight
_ [A]
And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] This is a fuck how long it takes to [E] bang a pranker
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A]
Ready or [E] not here [A] I come _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [C#m] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
[E] For _ [A] _ _ _ the ritual route on a payday
After coming I'm pissed from the pub [D] and you're dreaming about Dolly Parts
Slapping and trying to [A] get it up
But you're full of in the fish you fall back and you're trying to target him with your thumbs
Whacker on the ass with the knobby [E] cock
_ [F#] You like love
[A] _
_ _ [D] Five seconds for play.
[A] I think I've built a move.
I think [E] I really turn her on
[A] one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
Ready or [E] not
[A] Here I come
_ So it's one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
[A] She mumbled something dirty.
I think [E] I'm really turned her on
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
_ [E]
Here [A] I come
[F#] _ _ [A] Ready or [E] not [A] here I come _ [F#] _ _ [A] ready or [E] not here I come
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] Well, it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] That's all the time it takes to [E] turn a red-hot lover on
[A] And it's one two three four
[D] five second for play
[A] Ready or not
[E] Here [A] I come
_ _ The band shut down at 11
She had to be home by 12
And [D] it's five minutes flat out seven mile hill and that's going like a [A] bat out of hell
But all your gear ripped off before you got there got the old fella pumped and primed
[D] Got a leg spread [A] eagerly decided to dash [E] and I'm gonna get a fucking [F#] nine
So [A] it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
All [A] it took was a couple of Bundy and [E] coats and a smoke to turn her on
[A] And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] Ready or [E] not
Here [A] I come
_ On your first ever fucking problem on the red light side of town
And [D] your hard-on's giving you a hernia and your ball bags weighing you [A] down
You're waiting turn at the end of you got your old fella pumped and primed
[D] Haven't had a [A] wank since smoke.
I've [E] been saving it up for tonight
_ [A]
And it's one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A] This is a fuck how long it takes to [E] bang a pranker
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
[A]
Ready or [E] not here [A] I come _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ [C#m] _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ [A] _
[E] For _ [A] _ _ _ the ritual route on a payday
After coming I'm pissed from the pub [D] and you're dreaming about Dolly Parts
Slapping and trying to [A] get it up
But you're full of in the fish you fall back and you're trying to target him with your thumbs
Whacker on the ass with the knobby [E] cock
_ [F#] You like love
[A] _
_ _ [D] Five seconds for play.
[A] I think I've built a move.
I think [E] I really turn her on
[A] one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
Ready or [E] not
[A] Here I come
_ So it's one two three four
[D] five seconds for play
[A] She mumbled something dirty.
I think [E] I'm really turned her on
[A] one two three [D] four
five second for play
_ [E]
Here [A] I come
[F#] _ _ [A] Ready or [E] not [A] here I come _ [F#] _ _ [A] ready or [E] not here I come
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _