The Cougar Song Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
89.95 bpm
Chords used:
G
A
C
D
E
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
How lucky can a young bloke get?
[G] At least that's what I thought at the time.
I'd only just turned 18.
[A] She was [D] 39.
But if that's the stuff that [G] dreams are made of, be careful what you wish for, son.
[C] What seems like a dream's [G] a fucking nightmare now [A] should have never fucked me [G] girlfriend's mum.
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out [C] when her yummy mummy [G] answered the door.
[C] She was on me [G] like a cougar, ripping me gear off.
[A] We were fucking before we [D] hit the floor.
She was clawing and biting.
[G] Was it fucking or fighting?
[C] But the more I fought, the hotter [G] she got.
[C] And the tricks that she taught [G] this kid about rooting [A] and the tricks that she taught [G] to me cock.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Em]
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
She was licking my dick like it was gonna cum money, she was kinky, depraved and then some.
[C] And as I approached [G] the vinegar stroke, I [A] felt a fingernail circle [D] in me bum.
[G] At first I'd just frozen, me fucking eyes [C] bulged and me freckle blurted, [G] what's going on?
[C] And I knew for that moment [G] life would never be normal [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in me bum.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Bm]
Oh, [A] now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints, she gave me golden showers as well.
[C] Oral and anal, [G] you fucking name it.
[A] She was lonely, I could [D] just tell.
She [G] taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover [C] and the things that she'd done with [G] her tongue.
She [C] taught me shit I didn't [G] really wanna know, [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me hardy, [G] ya cunt.
[C] And the things that that cougar [G] taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Bm]
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in [G] me bum.
[E]
Oh, [A] she was going off like a frog in a sock, [D] screaming, fuck me [A] hardy, ya cunt.
[D] And the things that that [A] cougar taught me spoiled [B] me because now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] [B] Oh, now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] [B] Now [E] I can't cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#] [A]
[G] At least that's what I thought at the time.
I'd only just turned 18.
[A] She was [D] 39.
But if that's the stuff that [G] dreams are made of, be careful what you wish for, son.
[C] What seems like a dream's [G] a fucking nightmare now [A] should have never fucked me [G] girlfriend's mum.
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out [C] when her yummy mummy [G] answered the door.
[C] She was on me [G] like a cougar, ripping me gear off.
[A] We were fucking before we [D] hit the floor.
She was clawing and biting.
[G] Was it fucking or fighting?
[C] But the more I fought, the hotter [G] she got.
[C] And the tricks that she taught [G] this kid about rooting [A] and the tricks that she taught [G] to me cock.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Em]
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
She was licking my dick like it was gonna cum money, she was kinky, depraved and then some.
[C] And as I approached [G] the vinegar stroke, I [A] felt a fingernail circle [D] in me bum.
[G] At first I'd just frozen, me fucking eyes [C] bulged and me freckle blurted, [G] what's going on?
[C] And I knew for that moment [G] life would never be normal [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in me bum.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Bm]
Oh, [A] now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints, she gave me golden showers as well.
[C] Oral and anal, [G] you fucking name it.
[A] She was lonely, I could [D] just tell.
She [G] taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover [C] and the things that she'd done with [G] her tongue.
She [C] taught me shit I didn't [G] really wanna know, [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me hardy, [G] ya cunt.
[C] And the things that that cougar [G] taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
[Bm]
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in [G] me bum.
[E]
Oh, [A] she was going off like a frog in a sock, [D] screaming, fuck me [A] hardy, ya cunt.
[D] And the things that that [A] cougar taught me spoiled [B] me because now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] [B] Oh, now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] [B] Now [E] I can't cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#] [A]
Key:
G
A
C
D
E
G
A
C
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How lucky can a young bloke get?
[G] At least that's what I thought at the time.
I'd only just turned 18.
[A] She was [D] 39.
But if that's the stuff that [G] dreams are made of, be careful what you wish for, son.
[C] What seems like a dream's [G] a fucking nightmare now [A] should have never fucked me [G] girlfriend's mum.
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out [C] when her yummy mummy [G] answered the door.
[C] She was on me [G] like a cougar, ripping me gear off.
[A] We were fucking before we [D] hit the floor.
She was clawing and biting.
[G] Was it fucking or fighting?
[C] But the more I fought, the hotter [G] she got.
[C] And the tricks that she taught [G] this kid about rooting [A] and the tricks that she taught [G] to me cock.
_ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Em] _
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum. _ _
She was licking my dick like it was gonna cum money, she was kinky, depraved and then some.
[C] And as I approached [G] the vinegar stroke, I [A] felt a fingernail circle [D] in me bum.
[G] At first I'd just frozen, me fucking eyes [C] bulged and me freckle blurted, [G] what's going on?
[C] And I knew for that moment [G] life would never be normal [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in me bum.
_ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Bm]
Oh, [A] now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum. _
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints, she gave me golden showers as well.
[C] Oral and anal, [G] you fucking name it.
[A] She was lonely, I could [D] just tell.
She [G] taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover [C] and the things that she'd done with [G] her tongue.
She [C] taught me shit I didn't [G] really wanna know, [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ _ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me hardy, [G] ya cunt.
[C] And the things that that cougar [G] taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Bm] _
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in [G] me bum.
_ [E]
Oh, [A] she was going off like a frog in a sock, [D] screaming, fuck me [A] hardy, ya cunt.
[D] And the things that that [A] cougar taught me spoiled [B] me because now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
_ [F#m] _ [B] Oh, now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] _ [B] Now [E] I can't cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
How lucky can a young bloke get?
[G] At least that's what I thought at the time.
I'd only just turned 18.
[A] She was [D] 39.
But if that's the stuff that [G] dreams are made of, be careful what you wish for, son.
[C] What seems like a dream's [G] a fucking nightmare now [A] should have never fucked me [G] girlfriend's mum.
I called around to the house but me girlfriend was out [C] when her yummy mummy [G] answered the door.
[C] She was on me [G] like a cougar, ripping me gear off.
[A] We were fucking before we [D] hit the floor.
She was clawing and biting.
[G] Was it fucking or fighting?
[C] But the more I fought, the hotter [G] she got.
[C] And the tricks that she taught [G] this kid about rooting [A] and the tricks that she taught [G] to me cock.
_ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Em] _
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum. _ _
She was licking my dick like it was gonna cum money, she was kinky, depraved and then some.
[C] And as I approached [G] the vinegar stroke, I [A] felt a fingernail circle [D] in me bum.
[G] At first I'd just frozen, me fucking eyes [C] bulged and me freckle blurted, [G] what's going on?
[C] And I knew for that moment [G] life would never be normal [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in me bum.
_ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me [G] hardy, ya cunt.
And the things that that cougar taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Bm]
Oh, [A] now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum. _
She showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints, she gave me golden showers as well.
[C] Oral and anal, [G] you fucking name it.
[A] She was lonely, I could [D] just tell.
She [G] taught me Kama Sutra cover to cover [C] and the things that she'd done with [G] her tongue.
She [C] taught me shit I didn't [G] really wanna know, [A] because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ _ Oh, she was going off like a frog in a sock, [C] screaming, fuck me hardy, [G] ya cunt.
[C] And the things that that cougar [G] taught me spoiled [A] me because now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb [G] in me bum.
_ [Bm] _
[A] Now I can't [D] cum unless there's a thumb in [G] me bum.
_ [E]
Oh, [A] she was going off like a frog in a sock, [D] screaming, fuck me [A] hardy, ya cunt.
[D] And the things that that [A] cougar taught me spoiled [B] me because now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
_ [F#m] _ [B] Oh, now I can't [E] cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
[F#m] _ [B] Now [E] I can't cum unless there's a thumb [A] in me bum.
_ _ _ _ _ [F#] _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _