Chords for Grandad's Got a Bone
Tempo:
73.5 bpm
Chords used:
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
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_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand _
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone _
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out! _ _
_ Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone _
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
_ [A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
The old barf that lay sprawled on the nursing home floor he'd been wanking and fell out of his chair
[A] And as he fell on his guts his colostomy butts splattering muck and guck [D] and shit everywhere
It was all up the wall on the matron and all it was cake on her apron and [G] hair
[A] And as we ducked for cover that filthy old bugger just sat there with his cock in [D] his hand _
Ah, couldn't have been a worse day, cos it was his birthday with the rallies rallied all round his bed
[A] Absolutely amazed that it actually made another birthday
Cos he should have [D] been dead with all that mucking and biting that he'd done in his life
He should have been hung years ago
[A] By any number of blokes whose missus he'd poked with that monster he was [D] stroking there now
Ah, granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's OD'd on Viagra, call grandmother up on [G] the phone _
[A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [D] got his phone _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ [D] But he just wouldn't stop winking so we chucked on a blank so the women and kid couldn't see
[A] His battered banana hanging out his pajamas and the cum stain [D] and shit on his sheets
But that filthy old bastard sat cackling laughing just waving his slug in the air
[A] And by the look in his eye matron knew it was time
Everybody get the [D] fuck out! _ _
_ Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's [A] got his phone _
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
Cos granddad's going ballistic, call grandmother up on the [G] phone
[A]
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
_ Granddad's got his [A] phone
Somebody better get Nana in quick, we promised her [D] we'd phone
He's pulling himself to pieces, call grandmother up on the phone
_ [A] Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got his phone
Granddad's got his stiffy
Granddad's got [D] his phone
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
