The Builder Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
119.8 bpm
Chords used:
G
C
F
E
D
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
School holidays were dragging [A] on, he was getting [E] really bored and his mum had [E] started popping
[Gb] pills, she was climbing [B] up the wall.
[E] So when he asked her could he go across the building site and play, [A] she just popped [E] another
pill and [B] just said, don't get [E] in the way.
So he chucked his little toolbox in his billy cart and left, while his mum knocked up a
cup of [Gb] lace with Valium [B] and Bex.
[E] She needed all the help she could to cope with holidays, but the pills and powders
weren't enough [B] when he got [E] back from play and said, I want to be a fucking builder when
I grow up, hey mum, and build fucking houses everywhere, [Gb] millions [B] of the cunts, [E] a bricky
or a chippy, hey [A] mum, I don't give [E] a fuck, I just want to be a fucking builder when I grow up.
[F]
It seemed the sawn off shit had listened to [Bb] the builders [F] while they worked.
[Bb] And it [F] remembered everything, [G] word for [C] fucking word.
[F] And his shell-shocked mum just sat there [Bb] as he went on to [F] explain, how [Bb] some wanker [F] lost
the fucking [C] plans then found the [F] cunts again, and how some dickhead missed the fucking nail
[Bb] and hit his fucking [F] thumb, and [Bb] how they shaved the [F] mickey whisker off [G] the door to close [C] the cunt.
[F] And his voice was so excited, best fun he'd ever had.
Then can I go back tomorrow, mum [C] can't wait till I [F] tell dad how I want to be a builder
when I grow up, and build fucking houses everywhere, [G] millions [C] of the cunts, [F] a bricky
or a chippy, [Bb] really I don't give [F] a fuck, I just want to be a [C] fucking builder when I [F] grow up.
[G]
His mum was scoffing scotch and seropax [C] and propped against [G] the fridge, and when [C] his dad
got home [G] she dribbled, tell [A] your father [D] what you said, [G] so the young bloke give his dad
a serve, didn't even stop for breath, fuck my [D] wellman, hey dad, up the [G] bealeaf.
His old man turned fucking purple and [C] his old body [G] started to twitch, [C] until finally
[G] he exploded, [A] go and get a switch, [G] but the young bloke shook his head and said [C] no way
mate I've [G] knocked off, anyhow [C] you can go and [G] get rooted cause that's [D] the fucking [G] electricians
job, fucking wanker, cause I want to be a fucking builder when I grow up, and they'll
fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, not [C] a sparky, go [G] get
fucked, I [C] just want to be a [D] fucking builder when I [G] grow up, yeah I want to be a fucking
builder when I grow up, and they'll fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky
or a chippy you [C] cranky bastard, go [G] get fucked, I [C] just want to be a fucking [D] builder when I
[G] grow up, yeah I want to be a builder when I grow up, they'll fuck houses everywhere,
[A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, you're not [C] me foreman, go [G] get fucked.
[C] [D] [G]
[Gb] pills, she was climbing [B] up the wall.
[E] So when he asked her could he go across the building site and play, [A] she just popped [E] another
pill and [B] just said, don't get [E] in the way.
So he chucked his little toolbox in his billy cart and left, while his mum knocked up a
cup of [Gb] lace with Valium [B] and Bex.
[E] She needed all the help she could to cope with holidays, but the pills and powders
weren't enough [B] when he got [E] back from play and said, I want to be a fucking builder when
I grow up, hey mum, and build fucking houses everywhere, [Gb] millions [B] of the cunts, [E] a bricky
or a chippy, hey [A] mum, I don't give [E] a fuck, I just want to be a fucking builder when I grow up.
[F]
It seemed the sawn off shit had listened to [Bb] the builders [F] while they worked.
[Bb] And it [F] remembered everything, [G] word for [C] fucking word.
[F] And his shell-shocked mum just sat there [Bb] as he went on to [F] explain, how [Bb] some wanker [F] lost
the fucking [C] plans then found the [F] cunts again, and how some dickhead missed the fucking nail
[Bb] and hit his fucking [F] thumb, and [Bb] how they shaved the [F] mickey whisker off [G] the door to close [C] the cunt.
[F] And his voice was so excited, best fun he'd ever had.
Then can I go back tomorrow, mum [C] can't wait till I [F] tell dad how I want to be a builder
when I grow up, and build fucking houses everywhere, [G] millions [C] of the cunts, [F] a bricky
or a chippy, [Bb] really I don't give [F] a fuck, I just want to be a [C] fucking builder when I [F] grow up.
[G]
His mum was scoffing scotch and seropax [C] and propped against [G] the fridge, and when [C] his dad
got home [G] she dribbled, tell [A] your father [D] what you said, [G] so the young bloke give his dad
a serve, didn't even stop for breath, fuck my [D] wellman, hey dad, up the [G] bealeaf.
His old man turned fucking purple and [C] his old body [G] started to twitch, [C] until finally
[G] he exploded, [A] go and get a switch, [G] but the young bloke shook his head and said [C] no way
mate I've [G] knocked off, anyhow [C] you can go and [G] get rooted cause that's [D] the fucking [G] electricians
job, fucking wanker, cause I want to be a fucking builder when I grow up, and they'll
fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, not [C] a sparky, go [G] get
fucked, I [C] just want to be a [D] fucking builder when I [G] grow up, yeah I want to be a fucking
builder when I grow up, and they'll fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky
or a chippy you [C] cranky bastard, go [G] get fucked, I [C] just want to be a fucking [D] builder when I
[G] grow up, yeah I want to be a builder when I grow up, they'll fuck houses everywhere,
[A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, you're not [C] me foreman, go [G] get fucked.
[C] [D] [G]
Key:
G
C
F
E
D
G
C
F
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
School holidays were dragging [A] on, he was getting [E] really bored and his mum had [E] started popping
[Gb] pills, she was climbing [B] up the wall.
[E] So when he asked her could he go across the building site and play, [A] she just popped [E] another
pill and [B] just said, don't get [E] in the way.
_ So he chucked his little toolbox in his billy cart and left, while his mum knocked up a
cup of [Gb] lace with Valium [B] and Bex.
[E] She needed all the help she could to cope with holidays, but the pills and powders
weren't enough [B] when he got [E] back from play and said, I want to be a fucking builder when
I grow up, hey mum, and build fucking houses everywhere, [Gb] millions [B] of the cunts, [E] a bricky
or a chippy, hey [A] mum, I don't give [E] a fuck, I just want to be a fucking builder when I grow up.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ It seemed the sawn off shit had listened to [Bb] the builders [F] while they worked.
[Bb] And it [F] remembered everything, [G] word for [C] fucking word.
[F] And his shell-shocked mum just sat there [Bb] as he went on to [F] explain, how [Bb] some wanker [F] lost
the fucking [C] plans then found the [F] cunts again, and how some dickhead missed the fucking nail
[Bb] and hit his fucking [F] thumb, and [Bb] how they shaved the [F] mickey whisker off [G] the door to close [C] the cunt.
[F] And his voice was so excited, best fun he'd ever had.
Then can I go back tomorrow, mum [C] can't wait till I [F] tell dad how I want to be a builder
when I grow up, and build fucking houses everywhere, [G] millions [C] of the cunts, [F] a bricky
or a chippy, [Bb] really I don't give [F] a fuck, I just want to be a [C] fucking builder when I [F] grow up.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ His mum was scoffing scotch and seropax [C] and propped against [G] the fridge, and when [C] his dad
got home [G] she dribbled, tell [A] your father [D] what you said, [G] so the young bloke give his dad
a serve, didn't even stop for breath, fuck my _ [D] wellman, hey dad, up the [G] bealeaf.
_ His old man turned fucking purple and [C] his old body [G] started to twitch, [C] until finally
[G] he exploded, [A] go and get a switch, [G] but the young bloke shook his head and said [C] no way
mate I've [G] knocked off, anyhow [C] you can go and [G] get rooted cause that's [D] the fucking [G] electricians
job, fucking wanker, cause I want to be a fucking builder when I grow up, _ and they'll
fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, not [C] a sparky, go [G] get
fucked, I [C] just want to be a [D] fucking builder when I [G] grow up, _ yeah I want to be a fucking
builder when I grow up, and they'll fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky
or a chippy you [C] cranky bastard, go [G] get fucked, I [C] just want to be a fucking [D] builder when I
[G] grow up, _ yeah I want to be a builder when I grow up, _ _ they'll fuck houses everywhere,
[A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, you're not [C] me foreman, go [G] get fucked. _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
School holidays were dragging [A] on, he was getting [E] really bored and his mum had [E] started popping
[Gb] pills, she was climbing [B] up the wall.
[E] So when he asked her could he go across the building site and play, [A] she just popped [E] another
pill and [B] just said, don't get [E] in the way.
_ So he chucked his little toolbox in his billy cart and left, while his mum knocked up a
cup of [Gb] lace with Valium [B] and Bex.
[E] She needed all the help she could to cope with holidays, but the pills and powders
weren't enough [B] when he got [E] back from play and said, I want to be a fucking builder when
I grow up, hey mum, and build fucking houses everywhere, [Gb] millions [B] of the cunts, [E] a bricky
or a chippy, hey [A] mum, I don't give [E] a fuck, I just want to be a fucking builder when I grow up.
_ _ [F] _ _ _ _
_ _ It seemed the sawn off shit had listened to [Bb] the builders [F] while they worked.
[Bb] And it [F] remembered everything, [G] word for [C] fucking word.
[F] And his shell-shocked mum just sat there [Bb] as he went on to [F] explain, how [Bb] some wanker [F] lost
the fucking [C] plans then found the [F] cunts again, and how some dickhead missed the fucking nail
[Bb] and hit his fucking [F] thumb, and [Bb] how they shaved the [F] mickey whisker off [G] the door to close [C] the cunt.
[F] And his voice was so excited, best fun he'd ever had.
Then can I go back tomorrow, mum [C] can't wait till I [F] tell dad how I want to be a builder
when I grow up, and build fucking houses everywhere, [G] millions [C] of the cunts, [F] a bricky
or a chippy, [Bb] really I don't give [F] a fuck, I just want to be a [C] fucking builder when I [F] grow up.
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ His mum was scoffing scotch and seropax [C] and propped against [G] the fridge, and when [C] his dad
got home [G] she dribbled, tell [A] your father [D] what you said, [G] so the young bloke give his dad
a serve, didn't even stop for breath, fuck my _ [D] wellman, hey dad, up the [G] bealeaf.
_ His old man turned fucking purple and [C] his old body [G] started to twitch, [C] until finally
[G] he exploded, [A] go and get a switch, [G] but the young bloke shook his head and said [C] no way
mate I've [G] knocked off, anyhow [C] you can go and [G] get rooted cause that's [D] the fucking [G] electricians
job, fucking wanker, cause I want to be a fucking builder when I grow up, _ and they'll
fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, not [C] a sparky, go [G] get
fucked, I [C] just want to be a [D] fucking builder when I [G] grow up, _ yeah I want to be a fucking
builder when I grow up, and they'll fuck houses everywhere, [A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky
or a chippy you [C] cranky bastard, go [G] get fucked, I [C] just want to be a fucking [D] builder when I
[G] grow up, _ yeah I want to be a builder when I grow up, _ _ they'll fuck houses everywhere,
[A] millions of [D] the cunts, [G] a bricky or a chippy, you're not [C] me foreman, go [G] get fucked. _
[C] _ _ [D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _