Chords for Me Dick (Just Dialed Your Number)

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_ _ _ G'day, _ [G] how ya goin'?
[C] Heh, _ yeah, it's me. _
_ _ _ Oh, I didn't mean to wake ya. _
Oh, [D] but I just couldn't [G] sleep. _
I've [F] been trying to keep you off me mind,
but that's [C] not workin' out too well. _
Cos [C] me dick just dialed [G] the number by [C] himself.
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_ _ [C] Hello?
_ _ [G] You still there?
[C] Jeez, I'm glad I [F] caught ya in.
_ [C] It's just that every time I think of you,
_ [D] I take it out on [G] him. _
_ [F] And I've near unbeat him senseless.
_ [C] Poor bastard's been through [F] hell. _
_ And me dick just _ [G] dialed ya number by [C] himself. _ _ _ _
_ [F] Me dick just dialed ya number _ [C] on his own. _ _ _
_ _ [D] He slipped the grip, I had him in,
[G] and bolted for the phone.
_ _ [F] I'm gettin' by, I'm doin' fine,
but [C] he's missin' you [F] like hell.
_ [C] And me dick just [G] dialed ya number _ [C] by himself. _ _ _ _
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_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ Oh, well, [A] _
I suppose I'd better go then.
[D] _ _ Jeez, I [G] hope I catch you soon.
_ [D] _ Cos if I'm not beatin' him with me fist,
[E] I'm beltin' him [A] with a spoon.
_ [G] A frightened, lonely, battered sav
[D] that's cryin' out [G] for help.
_ [D] Me dick just [A] dialed ya number _ [D] by himself. _ _ _ _
_ [G] Me dick just dialed ya number [D] on his own. _ _ _
_ _ [E] I've flogged him so hard since you've been gone,
[A] he's worn down to the bone.
_ _ [G] I'm gettin' by, I'm doin' fine,
[D] but he's missin' you [G] like hell.
_ [D] And me dick just [A] dialed ya number _ [D] by himself.
[G] _ _
_ [D] Say, me dick just [A] dialed ya number by [Bm] himself.
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