Chords for She's the Sorta Sheila

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Well, there's not many sheilas where I come from, but she's the sort of [E] sheila for me.
And they reckon I got the ugliest one, but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
And if you had a dog that looked like that, [D] you'd shave its arse and teach it to walk
backwards, [E] but you couldn't teach an animal the fuck like that, so she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
Yeah, she's the sort of sheila for me. _ _ _
[E] _ She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she's the sort of [A] sheila for me.
_ _ There's no politically correct word for fuckin' fat, but she's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
Bloke want Daruda gotta follow a map, but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
And provided I can get drunk enough, [D] she's Deli McPherson when I'm up her [E] and there's
no way me mates are ever gonna wanna fuck her, so she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
_ _ Yeah, she's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _ _
She's got V.O. and she's got bad breath, but she's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
Looks like a buffalo wearin' a dress, but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
She picks her nose and she's always [D] fartin', got saggy tits and a saggy arse, but [E] I tell
you what, mate, I'm fuckin' laughin'.
She's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
Yeah, she's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [A] _ _ _ Yeah, she ain't too pretty and she ain't too bright, but she's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe, but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
She's got the uglies and she's got the stupids, [D] make two short planks look like a computer
[E] and I gotta get drunk to get the courage up the rooter, but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
_ [E] Yeah, [A] she's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
Yeah, she's the sort of sheila for me.
She's the sort of sheila [E] for me.
She ain't no fuckin' oil paintin', but she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
_ [D] Yeah, and the best bit is she deaf and dumb and her [Gm] old man dropped dead and left her a pup,
so I'm not as [Eb] fuckin' stupid as you thought [E] I was.
And she's the sort of sheila [A] for me.
_ _ [E] She's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _
Yeah, [E] she's the sort of sheila [A] for me. _ _ _
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