Chords for I Can't Drink Cider Anymore

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When we were still young enough to hang out down the park
Never on a school night [F#] at the weekends after dark
We'd always find sources [B] of cheap alcohol aplenty
[C#] Buckfast, wine glens, vodka [Gm] hooch and Mad Dog 2020
[B] Using everything within our power to excess [D#] _ Substances to enhance [A#] interpersonal [G#m] _ prowess
[E] But the one drink I [B] refer to as the Devil's Brew
[C#] I can bear no longer [F#] as I'll now explain to you
[B] I can't drink cider [F#] anymore _ I can't drink cider [B] anymore _
[E] A cold lager and lime mix [B] for a rather smashing time
[C#] But cider is a thing I [F#] can't endure _
[B] Teenage drinking was a curse [C#] and it left me feeling worse
[E] Than other drinks we managed [D#] to procure _ _
[E] Now I can't drink cider [B] I can't drink cider
[C#] I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore
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[B] I can't drink cider [F#] anymore _ I can't drink cider [B] anymore _
[E] I'm absolutely fine [B] with a beer or with a wine
[C#] And countless spirits one may [F#] wish to call _
[B] But a single cider drink will [C#] make me throw up in the sink
[E] Lather tree or even [D#] on the floor _
[E] Because I can't drink cider [B] I can't drink cider
[C#] I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore _
Just to be creative we would often try to make
Clever combinations we [F#] might now deem a mistake
Trying new concoctions [B] at a breakneck record pace
[C#] Making Sunday mornings [F#] an ordeal to have to face
[B] Day trips to the bathroom, the finale of the week
[D#] Sat behind closed blinds with [G#m] no ability to speak
[E] But one drink lent an effect [B] I would ne'er soon forget
[C#] And from those regurgitations [F#] I have not recovered yet
[B] I can't drink cider [F#] anymore I can't drink cider [B] anymore _
[E] A double G&T [B] is jolly good for me
[C#] A Jagerbomb will warm me to [F#] the core _
[B] I am the type of bloke who [C#] loves a nice spiced rum and coke
And though [E] I've tried many times since just to [D#] make sure
I know [E] I can't drink cider [B] I can't drink cider
[F] I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore
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[B] I can't drink cider [F#] anymore
_ I can't drink cider [B] anymore
A [E] well-aged Scottish whisky [B] can be a little risky
[C#] But makes one feel [Dm] satisfactorily [F#] enthused
I [B] can keep on staying out on [F] the ale [C#] or on the stout
[E] But cider leaves me bedding [G] friends as you're
Because [E] I can't drink cider [B] I can't drink cider
[C#] I can't [F#] drink cider [B] anymore _ _ _
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