I Gave Up Wanking (Karaoke Kev Version) Chords
Tempo:
67 bpm
Chords used:
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G
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Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [D] [A] [D]
I give up wanking this morning, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] I'm feeling better [D] already, [A] and this time I'm off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A]
[D] When I first [A] wanked I thought I [D] was so clever, [G] and all of me mates [D] they were mugs.
[Gm] Thought I was the first [D] blokier on earth [E] who'd ever played with [A] his slug.
[D] It was [A] me own [D] little secret, [G] and I never told [D] anyone.
[G] And the feeling I got [D] the first time I shot was [A] like chooks flying out of [D] me bum.
So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't get these [D] bad headaches, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D]
[A] [D] I've wanked [A] in some [D] unlikely places, [G] a shower, the beach [D] and the pool.
[G] A dunny, a tram [D] and the pictures, [E] and biology classes [A] at school.
[D] And once me grandmother caught me [G] wanking meself [D] in me room.
[G] But to her surprise [D] I just shut me eyes [A] and imagined her standing [D] there nude.
So I'm giving [A] up wanking [D] next Tuesday, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't squint [D] like I do now, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G]
[D] [A] [D]
Me dad [A] says it's gonna [D] take willpower, [G] there really is no [D] easy trick.
[G] I honestly thought [D] I'd need surgery [E] to help get me hand [A] off me dick.
[D] Me dad's been a great inspiration, [G] he really has been a [D] great help.
He [G] knows what I go through [D] and just what to do, [A] cause he give it up yestery [D] himself.
[A]
[D] So I'm giving up wanking next Friday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] thick glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A] [D] So if you say you don't wank you're a liar, [G] and a fool if you say [D] that you do.
[G] So next time you see [D] Prince Charles on TV, [A] remember he wanks [D] himself too.
So I'm giving up wanking on Sunday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] dark glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
I'm giving up wanking come Christmas, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll sell me dog [D] and me white cane, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A] [D]
I give up wanking this morning, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] I'm feeling better [D] already, [A] and this time I'm off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A]
[D] When I first [A] wanked I thought I [D] was so clever, [G] and all of me mates [D] they were mugs.
[Gm] Thought I was the first [D] blokier on earth [E] who'd ever played with [A] his slug.
[D] It was [A] me own [D] little secret, [G] and I never told [D] anyone.
[G] And the feeling I got [D] the first time I shot was [A] like chooks flying out of [D] me bum.
So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't get these [D] bad headaches, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D]
[A] [D] I've wanked [A] in some [D] unlikely places, [G] a shower, the beach [D] and the pool.
[G] A dunny, a tram [D] and the pictures, [E] and biology classes [A] at school.
[D] And once me grandmother caught me [G] wanking meself [D] in me room.
[G] But to her surprise [D] I just shut me eyes [A] and imagined her standing [D] there nude.
So I'm giving [A] up wanking [D] next Tuesday, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't squint [D] like I do now, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G]
[D] [A] [D]
Me dad [A] says it's gonna [D] take willpower, [G] there really is no [D] easy trick.
[G] I honestly thought [D] I'd need surgery [E] to help get me hand [A] off me dick.
[D] Me dad's been a great inspiration, [G] he really has been a [D] great help.
He [G] knows what I go through [D] and just what to do, [A] cause he give it up yestery [D] himself.
[A]
[D] So I'm giving up wanking next Friday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] thick glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A] [D] So if you say you don't wank you're a liar, [G] and a fool if you say [D] that you do.
[G] So next time you see [D] Prince Charles on TV, [A] remember he wanks [D] himself too.
So I'm giving up wanking on Sunday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] dark glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
I'm giving up wanking come Christmas, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll sell me dog [D] and me white cane, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
[G] [D] [A] [D]
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[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ I give up wanking this morning, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] I'm feeling better [D] already, [A] and this time I'm off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ When I first [A] wanked I thought I [D] was so clever, [G] and all of me mates [D] they were mugs.
[Gm] Thought I was the first [D] blokier on earth [E] who'd ever played with [A] his slug.
[D] It was [A] me own [D] little secret, [G] and I never told [D] anyone.
[G] And the feeling I got [D] the first time I shot was [A] like chooks flying out of [D] me bum.
So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't get these [D] bad headaches, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ I've wanked [A] in some [D] unlikely places, [G] a shower, the beach [D] and the pool.
[G] A dunny, a tram [D] and the pictures, [E] and biology classes [A] at school.
[D] And once me grandmother caught me [G] wanking meself [D] in me room.
[G] But to her surprise [D] I just shut me eyes [A] and imagined her standing [D] there nude.
So I'm giving [A] up wanking [D] next Tuesday, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't squint [D] like I do now, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
Me dad [A] says it's gonna [D] take willpower, [G] there really is no [D] easy trick.
[G] I honestly thought [D] I'd need surgery [E] to help get me hand [A] off me dick.
[D] Me dad's been a great inspiration, [G] he really has been a [D] great help.
He [G] knows what I go through [D] and just what to do, [A] cause he give it up yestery [D] himself.
[A]
[D] So I'm giving up wanking next Friday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] thick glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good. _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] So if you say you don't wank you're a liar, [G] and a fool if you say [D] that you do.
[G] So next time you see [D] Prince Charles on TV, [A] remember he wanks [D] himself too.
So I'm giving up wanking on Sunday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] dark glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
I'm giving up wanking come Christmas, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll sell me dog [D] and me white cane, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good. _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
_ I give up wanking this morning, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] I'm feeling better [D] already, [A] and this time I'm off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ When I first [A] wanked I thought I [D] was so clever, [G] and all of me mates [D] they were mugs.
[Gm] Thought I was the first [D] blokier on earth [E] who'd ever played with [A] his slug.
[D] It was [A] me own [D] little secret, [G] and I never told [D] anyone.
[G] And the feeling I got [D] the first time I shot was [A] like chooks flying out of [D] me bum.
So I'm giving up wanking tomorrow, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't get these [D] bad headaches, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ I've wanked [A] in some [D] unlikely places, [G] a shower, the beach [D] and the pool.
[G] A dunny, a tram [D] and the pictures, [E] and biology classes [A] at school.
[D] And once me grandmother caught me [G] wanking meself [D] in me room.
[G] But to her surprise [D] I just shut me eyes [A] and imagined her standing [D] there nude.
So I'm giving [A] up wanking [D] next Tuesday, [G] I [D] never thought that I could.
[G] Then I won't squint [D] like I do now, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
_ [G] _ _
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
Me dad [A] says it's gonna [D] take willpower, [G] there really is no [D] easy trick.
[G] I honestly thought [D] I'd need surgery [E] to help get me hand [A] off me dick.
[D] Me dad's been a great inspiration, [G] he really has been a [D] great help.
He [G] knows what I go through [D] and just what to do, [A] cause he give it up yestery [D] himself.
[A]
[D] So I'm giving up wanking next Friday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] thick glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good. _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] So if you say you don't wank you're a liar, [G] and a fool if you say [D] that you do.
[G] So next time you see [D] Prince Charles on TV, [A] remember he wanks [D] himself too.
So I'm giving up wanking on Sunday, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll throw away me [D] dark glasses, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good.
I'm giving up wanking come Christmas, [G] I never thought that [D] I could.
[G] And I'll sell me dog [D] and me white cane, [A] and then I'll be off it [D] for good. _
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _
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