Chords for I Think My Dog's a Democrat

[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, I think my [F] _ dog's a [Bb] Democrat.
_ _ _ _ _ And [Eb] it breaks my heart to have to say [Bb] an ugly thing like that.
[C] [Bb] But [Eb] there's a big old pile of evidence [Bb] that all [F] points towards [Gm] the fact _ _
[Bb] my dog [F] might be a [Bb] Democrat.
I _ _ _ [C] _ [Bb] _
[Eb] _ pay for all his health care, and [Bb] I buy everything he eats. _
[Eb] I provide him with a place to live [C] just to keep him off [F] the streets.
But he [Eb] just acts like he's entitled, even [Bb] tried to _ [F] unionize [Gm] the cat.
Yeah, [Bb] _ I think my [F] _ dog's a [Bb] Democrat. _ _ _ _ _ _
He chewed up the _ Constitution that I keep on display.
_ And [Eb] every time Ben Ghazi's on TV, [Bb] he looks the other way.
_ [C] _ [Bb] _
[Eb] I know he's a liberal, _ [Bb] even if [F] he [Gm] won't admit it. _
[C] He poked on my living room rug and [F] tried to tell me George Bush did it. _
[Eb] He ain't got no papers. _
[Bb] And what really [F] gets [Gm] my goat _ [C] is if he could find a ride to town.
Well, [F] I know they'd let him vote. _ _
[Gm] _ We're sure we've had some good [G] times.
_ [F]
[Eb] And he's been fun to have around. _ _
[C] But if he ever barks about my right to bear arms, I'm [F] gonna have to have him put down. _
_ _ _ _ [Eb] I pay for all his health care, and [Bb] I buy everything he eats.
I [Eb] provide him with a place to live [C] just to keep him off [F] the streets.
_ _ [Eb] _ You'd have to be a socialist _ [Bb] to [F] ever act [Gm] like that.
_ _ [Bb] So my dog [F] must be a [Bb] Democrat. _ _ _
_ _ _ [Eb] His behavior has been _ hinting [Bb] that his mom [Am] might [Bb] be [Eb] Mrs.
Clinton. _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ [Bb] I thank my [F]
dog.
_ _ _ I spread the wealth, government health, flea-bitten Democrat.
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