Chords for Ichabod and the Cranes / The Turtle

[C] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ From coast to coast they've been doing the monkey, the fish, the twist and the switch are rude.
All you cats that are tired of moving, I've got something new for [Bb] you.
When [F] the band starts [Bb] playing, come out real slow.
[F] Move like a [Bb] turtle to the center of the floor.
[F] Take it [Bb] easy and have a [F] ball and just stand there.
[C] _ That's [Bb] all.
_ That's the way you do the turtle. _
[F] _ Come on Myrtle, that's turtle. _
_ _ [Bb] Careful honey, take it slow.
[F] _ _ That's cool.
_ Mommy-o.
[Bb] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ [Fm] _ _
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[Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ninety-nine year old Boogity [Bb] had a friend named Shoo.
[F] And Boogity liked to [Bb] dance to a rock and roll group.
[F] Shoo told Boogity, [Bb] if you want to stay alive, [C] you [Fm] better forget all this rock and roll [F]
jazz.
He told his friend he [Bb] better [F] play it cool.
But Boogity was a stubborn [Bb] old rock and roll mule.
[F] The best I remember, [Bb] I believe, is the fact, [C] _ poor [Bm] [Abm] Boogity had a heart [Bb]
attack.
He never learned to do the turtle. _
[F] There ain't nothing to the [Bb] [F] turtle.
[Fm] _
_ [F] [Bb] Move an eyebrow, shake a hand.
[F] _ [Bb] Just listen to the [F] band.
If the band starts rocking, [Bb] just you pay no mind.
[F] You get [Bb] excited, friend, you're going to find.
[F] You start in [Bb] twisting your _ sacroiliac.
[Cm] And then, friend, you put your back out of whack.
[Bb] That won't happen with the turtle. _ _
[F] There ain't nothing to the turtle. _ _
[Bb] Come on, immortal, let's turtle. _ _
[Fm] _ Oh, man.
Oh, yes, there is.
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _
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