Chords for If You Were Gay

_ _ _ _ _ An afternoon alone with my favorite book,
Broadway musicals of the 1940s.
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any [Ab] better than this?
Oh, hi, Rod!
Hi, Nicky.
Hey, Rod, you'll never guess what happened to me
on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and [N]
talking to me.
That's very interesting.
He was being real friendly,
and I think he was coming on to me.
I think he might have thought I was gay.
_ So why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch today?
You don't have to get all defensive, Rod.
I'm not getting defensive!
_ Why do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I am trying to read.
I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
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