Chords for Itty Bitty Titties

_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well, we had a bunch of requests to do this song.
[Dm] _
Its title is Itty Bitty Titty.
[D] And if you have children in here, plug their ears.
Put your fingers in your ears there, children. _
[Am] This is a song [D] I wrote [C] dedicated to all the women in [D] the world
[C] who are small of [D] breast.
_ My favorite women.
_ _ This is actually pretty much a true story, too.
So like I said, put your fingers in your children's ears.
_ _ Get a cold drink for our stuff. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _
[D] We were swapping stories [E] with a bunch [F#] of the [G] guys.
Some were the truth and some were [A] lies.
We were talking about all them girls we've known
and how they love them big [D] titties.
So, _ _ well, they looked at me and said,
well, how about you?
I [G] said, boys, them itty bitty titties will do.
[A] Well, they were laughing at me and they were calling me weird.
And I said, boys, let me tell you about them itty [D] bitty titties.
_ Well, it seems that all the boys that were doing the laughing
[G] learned about their titties in National [A] Geographic
learned about mine in a girl scout tent.
Let me tell you how my [D] education went. _ _
When she opened her blouse, well, I stared in awe
[G] because I was in love with what I [A] saw.
And though them titties may have lacked in size,
them titties were alive and right in front of [D] my eyes.
Yeah, [G] itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
[A] _ _
I [D] love itty bitty titties. _ _ _ _
_ _ Well, I still remember all the fun I had.
[G] That girl scout should have won a merit badge.
[A] I swore when I got back to the city
I was going to get some more of them itty [D] bitty titties. _
But now, itty bitty titties fit right in your [G] mouth.
You don't have to worry about the sides falling off.
[A] They got itty bitty nickels.
Here's the size of nickels.
Itty bitty titties is what I'm talking [D] about.
_ Yeah, itty [G] bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
[D] Itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
_ [A] _ _
[C] [D] I love itty bitty titties. _ _ _ _
Who else loves them itty bitty titties in here? _ _ _
_ _ _ Well, now, itty bitty titties don't need no [G] brassiere
because they stick straight out in the atmosphere.
[A] And when you get old, they won't fall off your chest.
Itty bitty titties are the [D] very best. _
And now, I don't give a damn about Miss Dolly
[G] giving me itty bitty titties.
Now, I'll get my [A] jollies.
They melt in your mouth.
They fit in your hand.
Itty bitty titties are the [D] joy of the land.
That's right.
Yeah, [G] itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
[D] Those itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
[A] [E] I [G] love itty [D] bitty titties.
Now, every story has [Am] a moral to it.
[D] Being the moral young man I am,
_ _ _ [C#m] [D] I'm going to tell you the moral of this story.
You ready, boys?
_ _ _ Well, I've heard it [E] said all over [A] this land
[Bm] that you can judge a man by the size of his [Em] hand.
[A] _ So, if you want yourself a girl with a tight little kitty,
[G] you better find yourself a girl with [A] itty bitty titties.
_ [F#m] Yeah, itty [G] bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
Those [D] itty bitty titties.
Itty bitty titties.
[A] I [G] _
love [D] itty bitty titties.
I do.
How about you? _ _ _
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[G] _ Thank you. _ _ _ _