Leftovers Chords by Jarvis Cocker

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[F] _ _ _ I met her in the Museum of [C] Paleontology, _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[F] _ _ _ and I'll make no bones [C] about it.
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[F] She said, _ _ if you wish to study _ [C] _ dinosaurs, _ [G] _ _ _
[F] I know a specimen whose interest is _ [C] _ undoubted.
_ _ [Em] _ _
[F] _ _ Trapped in a body that is [C] failing me, _ _ [G] well, please [F] allow me _ _ _ to be [C] succinct.
_ _ _ _ I [F] want to love you whilst we both still have flesh [C] upon our bones,
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[F] before _ we both become [C] extinct.
_ _ _ [G] That's what [F] I told her.
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[C] _ _ _ I wanna be [F] your lover. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] And then [F] I told her twice.
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_ _ _ I wanna [Em] be [F] your lover.
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[F] Well, he says he loves you like a [C] sister. _ _ _ _ _
[F] Well, I guess, I guess that's relative.
[C] He _ _ _ _ _
[F] _ _ says that he wants to [C] make love to you.
_ _ Well, [F] instead of two, _ _ _ shouldn't that be [C] with?
_ _ Oh, _ [F] I told you once. _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ I [G] wanna be [F] your lover. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [Em] And now [F] I told you twice, [G] Holmes. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ I [Em] wanna be [F] your lover. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ And so [F] I come to you, filled with guilt and self [C]-loathing.
_ _ And I [F] am praying that you [G] could make me [C] good.
_ _ [Em] And so [F] I fall upon your neck, just like a [C] vampire.
_ _ [Em] Yeah, like [F] a vampire _ who faint at the sight of [C] blood.
And I _
[F] told you once. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ I [Em] wanna be [F] your lover. _ _ _ _
I'm gonna [C] say it again.
_ _ _ [G] And then [F] I told you twice.
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[C] _ _ _ I [G] wanna be [F] your lover. _ _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ Yeah, [G] well, this is my CV, and I've [C] got no one else [F] to blame.
So I [G] will state, state my case.
Yeah, [C] I will state it [F] again. _ _ _
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Come and help yourself [C] to leftovers.
_ _ _ [Em] _ [F] Got a little surplus _ love and [C]
affection.
_ _ _ _ I'm [F] getting cuddly, _ _ _ so [C] won't you cuddle me?
_ _ [G] I could be [F] your teddy bear.
_ _ _ [A] _
[C] Oh, yeah.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] I know I ain't no [A] eligible _
[C] bachelor.
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
[F] _ This is no mouth-watering [C] proposition.
_ _ _ [Em] Make no [F] mistake, you're in big trouble, little [C] lady.
_ If [Em] we start [F] to hug and _ kiss and [C] kiss and kiss.
Are you [G] listening?
Because [F] I told you once. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ And then [F] I told you [G] twice. _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ And now I [F] told you three times.
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[C] And _ at the risk of repeating [F] myself, I'm gonna say it again. _ _ _ _ _
[C] I'll _ _ _ be [F] your lover.
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_ I'll _ _ be [F]
your lover.
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_ _ I'll _ be [F]
your lover.
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