Chords for Jason Michael Snow & Nick Adams - "Gaston" (Broadway Villains Party)

_ Hey guys, what's up?
I'm LeFou. _ _
_ _ Um, yeah, my best friend, _ he's gonna come out in a second.
His _ name's Guest, huh? _ _ _
[Bb] Yeah, yeah, he's had a hard day. _ _
You've had a hard day.
Yeah, you look like you've had a hard day.
_ _ You know, people, [N] you know, like he got ditched by this girl.
Her name was Bill. _
_ _ _ _ It wasn't good.
He's like sad about it.
So we're gonna like cheer him up.
You know, you wanna like help me cheer him up? _ _ _ _
He needs _ _ cheering up too.
It's good.
So, um, yeah, his name's Guest, he's my best friend, and we're best friends because we've been friends for a long time.
And, _ _ yeah, let's give it to him, just like he gives it to me. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Bm] _
_ Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, buddy. _
[Db] _ _ Dude. _ _ _ _
_ [G] I mean, who does this girl think [Bm] she is?
She's [Db] definitely tangled with the wrong man, [Bm] dude.
I mean, no one says no to Gaston.
Yeah, darn right. _
Dismissed?
_ Rejected?
Publicly [E] humiliated?
_ [Em] Man, it's [Bm] too much to bear.
Hey, do you want more beer, bro?
_ _ [Db] _ I mean, not [Em] no, but _ [G] more.
[Gb] _ It's not [B] gonna help.
I'm [E] disgraced.
[Bm] No, you?
No, never. _
Gaston, you gotta pull yourself together, man. _ _ _
Gosh, it disturbs [Db] me to see you, [B] Gaston, [Em] looking so [Bm] down in the dumps. _
_ Every guy here would love to be you, Gaston, even when taking your lumps.
_ [D] _ There's no man in town as admired as you.
[Gm] You're everyone's favorite _ [D] guy.
_ _ _ Everyone's awed and [E] inspired by you.
And it's not very hard [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
to _ _ [B] _ _ _
see _ _ why.
_ [Em] _ _
_ [A] _ _ No _ _ _
_ [Dm] one's as quick _ [A]
as Gaston.
No one's quick _ [D] as Gaston.
_ [Dm] For [Bm] there's no one in town [E] half as manly.
_ Perfect, [A] a pure [D] paragon.
_ You can ask any [G] Tom, Dick, or Stanley engineer, and [Bb] they'll tell you it's just a team they'd prefer [A] to be _ on.
No _ _ _ [B] one's [D] been like Gaston.
I [A] can't pin like Gaston.
No one's got a swore collection [D] _ like [Bm] Gaston.
As a special guest, [E] I'm _ _ [Bb] intimidating.
_ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ Gaston, [A]
get five for a [Bb] rise.
Get twelve hip-hips.
[E] Gaston, [Am] up is the best.
[A] And the [Bm] rest [Db] is all drips.
[N] _ _ _ _
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[A] No _ _ _ _ [F] [D] one fights like Gaston.
[A] Douses lights like Gaston.
Interests and [D] nationalities, fights like [Dm] Gaston.
[Bm] And you know there's no one as [Em] brilliant brawny
As you see, [A] I've got biceps [D] to smear.
I've got a little bit of a scraggly [G] swatty.
That's right, [Bb] and every last inch of me's [A] covered with _ [Abm] hair. _ _ _ _
_ [Db] _ _ [Gm] I'm into the one thing.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
I like super swole.
Small gains.
Yeah, [N] mad gains, mad gains.
Yeah, I told you.
_ Big gains AF, swole AF.
_ _ DTF. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] No one [D] spits like Gaston.
[A] Matthew's good like Gaston.
In a spitting match, nobody [D] spits like [Dm] [Bm] Gaston.
I'm especially [E] good at _ _ [Bb] expectorating.
Who [A] ate ten points for [D] _ Gaston?
_ [N] _ _ _
_ _ When _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ I was a lad, I [Bm] ate four dozen eggs
Every [E] morning to help [A] me get _ large.
But now that I've grown, I [Bm] eat five dozen eggs
So I'm [Abm]
practically [E] as large [A] as a _ _ _ _ _ _ borge.
_ [G] _ _
_ _ Okay, _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [N] _ _
so you know they're gay, right?
I mean, it's obvious. _ _ _
We're all just simply nerds here.
_ _ We're all on the same page as this.
We got it, we got it.
Gay as hell.
Yeah, alright.
Gay as [A] hell.
No _ one [Dm] _ _ [D] spits like [Bb] Gaston.
[A] Matthew's good like Gaston.
In a [D] spitting match, nobody spits [Ab] like Gaston.
[Bm] I use _ antlers in all of [E] my _ _ _ _ decorating.
_ _ _ [A] My work, I _ _ _ [Dm] gaston. _ _
_ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ [A] _ _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good job, man.
Thank you.
No homo. _ _ _ _ _
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