Chords for Jilted John- Gordon is a Moron

[G] Number six ladies and gentlemen, they cannot stand it.
One and a_
Jilted John ladies and gentlemen, [C] number six!
Goodness gracious, it's too [G] much!
_ [C] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[F] I've been [C] going out with a [F] girl, her [C] name is Joni
[Bb] But last [C] night she said to [F] me, when we were watching [C]
Sally
_ This is what she said, [F] she said,
Listen [Cm] John, I love you, but there's this plug I fancy
[F] I [C] don't want you to, can you?
[F] So it's the [C] end for you and me
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Who's [C] this plug I ask [F] her?
Gordon, she replied
Not that plug [E] I said, [F] dismay
Yes, but [Gm] he's no [C] plug, she cried
He's more of a man than you'll ever be
[A] _ [D]
Here _ we go, so [C] grateful _
I _ _ _ _ [F] was [G] so [C] upset that [F] I cried all the way to [C] the chip shop
[F] When [Gm] I came [C] out there was [F] Gordon standing [C] at the bus stop
I guess it was with him, yeah, Julie
And they were both laughing at me
_ [F] Oh, she's [C] cruel and heartless
To pack me for Gordon
[F] Just [C] because he's better looking [G] than me
Just because he's cool and [C] trendy
_ [F] But I know [C] he's a [F] moron
Gordon [G] is a moron
[F] [C] Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a _ moron
_ Here _
[A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] [D] we go, so grateful
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _
She's _ [G] a slag, the creep
[C] She's a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She's a bitch, he's a pub
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair
Yeah, yeah, it's not fair
_ I'm so upset, _ I'd love to
I'm so upset, yeah, yeah
I ought to smash his face in
_ He's bigger than me, innit
_ I know, I'll get me mate Barry to win him
He's flat, innit
_ Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, innit
Oh well, I don't care _
_ [N] Oh, I don't care _ _ _