Chords for JIM STAFFORD ~ LUV2TV

_ Well, I guess I don't even have to tell you who's next. _ _ _ _ _ _
But we felt really blessed actually to be the neighbors right across the street from
a guy who's been here for a very long time, 23 years now in Branson. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I remember the [Bm] first time that we came to Branson, he was one of the [Gm] first shows that we saw.
I remember watching [N] a commercial that said, _ comic _ _ genius.
_ _ _ _ And he truly is.
I mean, what an incredible, _ versatile entertainer, songwriter.
You've heard his songs, of course, Spiders and Snakes, but he's written a [E] lot of songs
that you know that you don't [F] know that you [D#m] knew that he wrote.
[N] _ _ _ That's true.
That's true.
But one of the things that he absolutely just loves to do _ is to tinker [E] on his guitar. _
_ And [G] _ _ he is extremely funny, [F] _ _ [E] incredibly talented.
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_ _ _ But I'm not sure if playing the guitar isn't one of his most favorite things to do.
Ladies and gentlemen, _ welcome to the stage, Juice Zephyr.
_ _ Thank _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ you very much.
I sure do appreciate that.
[E] Those nice words. _ _
_ _ _ It's a [Em] pleasure to be here [F#] with you today. _ _ _ _
And _ glad _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ to try and do a little bit [E] of my part here. _ _ _ _ _ _
You [N] get any tornado damage? _ _ _
_ It's the new hello in Branson. _
This _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
_ _ is the Ozarks, so there's a couple of possibilities.
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_ [B] But we made it through it.
[C] We made it through it.
[E] Thank goodness.
_ _ And, _ _ you know, we [B] _ _ always loved [Bm] old Cliffy, _ our character,
and always had a smile on his [F#] face, good guy.
[B] And we miss him.
_ And I'm glad to be [E] here to do what I can today.
_ And I'm feeling pretty good, to tell you the truth.
_ _ I'm a little late today.
I was wandering around the yard.
It's so pretty [C] out there in the sunshine.
I [N] forgot everything. _ _ _ _ _
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My doctor [B] said, Jim, do you [G#] suffer from memory lapse?
I said, [E] no, I enjoy it.
[N] _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
like it when I find myself behind the wheel of my own [Bm] car in my own driveway.
I don't know [E] if I just got _ _ _
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_ _ [Bm] there _ _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ [E] _ or if I'm just leaving. _
_ _ There's a trick to it. _ _
You have to be willing to grab that tailpipe. _
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[B] I'm supposed to try to get us to _ _ _ _ [E] Porter-Till for the intermission.
And I'm going to play a little song for you.
Now, let me see here.
Hold on.
_ _ [F#] _ I had a ticket for the day and all.
_ _ [C] The doctor said I passed with flying colors.
I'm glad for that. _
_ _ It's a big deal at my age.
_ [E] _ _ It'll more or less be all right.
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] I told him, I said, you know, I'm sorry that I'm at the age now where [B] I have to pay somebody to look at me naked. _ _ _
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You ain't going to do it with a dandy. _ _
Our _ _ _ boy, because he was [E] a dandy.
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[G] _ [E] All right, here we go.
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[B] Thanks for having me today.
I really [C] _
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