Chords for Jimmy Buffett - Vampires Mummies and the Holy Ghost

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_ _ [A] Oh, rock and [Dm] roll is a scary [Dbm] business.
[D] _ No hit records, no MTV videos, you'll never make it here.
_ Scary.
_ [Dm] _
Nah, [G] _ _ [Dm] let's do it, Carl Reapers.
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Look [Dm] in my laptop, what did I see? _
A flashing message [G] said, today [Dm] therapy. _
Rather walk through fire [D] than converse with my strength.
[Bb] But I'm getting [F] better, [C] that's what some people think.
[D] Talk about denial [G] and [Dm] dysfunctional things. _
Heads like bells, some days it dongs and dings.
Your brain's playing tricks on me, it likes me, she cares.
[Bb] Spend lots [F] of money, [C] but I'm tackling my fears [F] now.
Vampires, mummies, [Bb] and the Holy [F] Ghost. _
[Bb] These are [F] the things that [Gm] terrify me [F] the most.
No aliens, [Bb] psychopaths, or MTV [F] hosts.
Scare [Bb] me like [F] vampires, mummies, [Gm] and the Holy [F] Ghost. [Dm] Ooh.
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Had a dream last night, took a time traveling ride.
Back to my childhood [D] where those monsters reside. _
[Dm] We snacked on innocence and dined on self-esteem.
[Bb] But I like to [F] be in touch [C] with what makes me scream.
[F] _ Vampires, mummies, [Bb] and the Holy [F] Ghost. _
[Bb] These are [F] the things that [Gm] terrify me [F] the most.
No aliens, [Bb] psychopaths, or MTV [F] hosts.
Scare [Bb] me like [F] vampires, mummies, [C] and the Holy [F] Ghost.
[D] I _ [Dm] _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _
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[Bb] _ was never [Gm] ever frightened _
[Bb] by [F] the murderer [Gm] on our block. _
[Bb] He nurtured orchids [Gm] and raised hamsters.
[F] The neighborhood [C] is still in [F] shock.
La la la la.
La la la la la. _
La la la la la la.
[C] _ _ [F] _ _
La la la _ [Bb] la [F] la. _
La la la la la.
[C] La la la [F] _
[D] la la [Dm] la la la la.
[G] _ _ [Dm] _ _
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[Dm] So many dragons lurking out in the fog.
So many crazy people mumbling my love. _
It's not tales of Stephen King that I've read.
[Bb] I [F] need protection [C] and things in my head.
[F] Like vampires, mummies, [Bb] and the Holy [F] Ghost. _
[Bb] These are [F] the things that [C] terrify me [F] the most.
No aliens, _ [Bb] psychopaths, or MTV [F] hosts.
Scare [Bb] me like [F] vampires, mummies, [Gm] and the Holy [F] Ghost. _
_ Vampires, mummies, [Bb] and the Holy [F] Ghost. _
[Bb] These are [F] the things that [C] terrify me [F] the most.
No aliens, _ [Bb] psychopaths, or MTV [F] hosts.
Scare [Bb] me like vampires, mummies, [C] and the Holy [F] Ghost.
[D] Woo hoo hoo hoo hoo.
Oh yeah, [G] mummies.
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Dm] _ _
It's scary out here.
[G] Woo _ [D] hoo [Dm] hoo hoo.
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ [Db] _ [Dm] Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
[A] _ _ Ha ha ha _ [Dm] _ _
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