Jimmy Castor Bunch - Troglodyte Chords

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[G] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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What we're going to do right _ [E] _ _ _ _
now is we're going to go way back, back into time _ [B] _ _
_ _ [F] when
the only [Fm] people that existed [Gm] were [D] troglodytes.
_ _ [F#] _ _ Cavemen.
[C] _ _ _ Cavewomen.
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_ _ Neanderthal. _ _ _ _
_ Troglodytes. _ _ _ _
Let's take the average caveman _ _ at home, _ listening to his stereo. _
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_ _ _ _ _ Sometimes he'd get up, try to do his thing. _ _
He'd begin to move, _ something like this.
_ _ _ _ _ Dance. _
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_ _ _ _ When he got tired of dancing alone, _ he'd look in the mirror and say, got to find a woman,
[D] got to find a woman, got to find a woman, got to find a woman.
[G] _ _ _ [Gm] He'd go down to the lake _ where all the girls would be swimming or washing clothes or something.
_ _ _ _ He'd look around and just reach in and grab one.
_ _ Come here. _
_ _ _ Come here. _ _
_ _ _ _ He'd grab her by the hair.
_ You can't do that today, fellas, because I might come off.
_ _ You'd have a piece of hair in your hand.
She'd be swimming away from you. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ This one woman just laid there, wet _ _ and frightened.
_ He said, move. _ _ _
_ _ _ Move. _ _ _
_ She got up.
_ She was a big woman. _ _ _ _ _
Big woman.
_ _ _ Her name was Bertha.
_ _ _ _ Bertha Butts.
_ _ _ One of the Butts sisters.
_ _ _ He didn't care.
He looked up.
He said, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me, suck it to me. _ _ _ _ _ _
She looked down on him. _ _ _ _
She was ready to crush him.
She began to like him. _
She said, I'll suck it to you, daddy. _
_ _ He said, what? _ _ _
She said, I'll suck it to you, daddy.
You know what he said?
_ _ He started it all way back then.
I ain't going to lie to you.
When she said, I'll suck it to you, daddy.
_ He said, right on.
[G] _ _ Right on.
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