Chords for Joannie Sommers - Johnny Get Angry (Sha Na Na TV Show)

_ _ _ _ Hey Pinocchio nose, why you got such a grin on your face?
Why?
Cause he's stupid.
Stupid?
_ _ Hey cool it whale face, I'm smiling cause we have a guest for our show this week.
Hey are you putting us on?
Next you'll be telling us that Charo is going to be appointed to the Supreme Court.
Hey Beaglebrain, who's the guest you got?
Crazy Shirley Ganuta and her fat dog Laverne?
Wow, you mean we got Laverne and Shirley?
Hey, I can't explain, it just so happens that Joanie Summers is doing the show.
Joanie Summers?
Well she's a big famous star.
Why would a big beautiful famous star like her appear on our show?
I got a pretty good idea, me.
No!
Hey, there ain't a chick been born that don't salivate at the mere mention of the name Tony
I light up your life, Santini.
_ Salivate means laugh, he's not wrong.
_ Basically Brain, I'm a sex symbol, that chick needs me.
Hey Santini, that chick needs you's like my nose needs an extra nostril.
Okay, why is she doing the show?
Maybe she wants to steal our show, huh?
_ No chance, we're not stupid, we'll search her before she leaves.
Good guess.
Yeah, even if she got out of here with the show, who's gonna fence her hot show?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, it's all starting to fit.
There's a pattern here.
What's the pattern?
No pattern, that's the pattern.
Oh, I thought she was after me, I feel so, so used.
_ Used ain't the only [Gb] one. _
Quiet, here comes that deceitful, ambitious, show-stealing, opportunistic madder Harry.
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Hey, Madam Harry, that's [N] Joni Summers. _ _ _
_ _ Ladies and greasers, Miss Joni Summers.
It's nice to be here, I think.
_ Alright, Joni, we know why you're here, so tell us why you're here.
Well, this isn't be kind to animals week, but I love animals no matter what week it is,
and I had a choice between taking my dog to lunch or doing your show.
And this paid money. _ _ _ _ _
You're doing this only for the money?
What other reason could I have? _
That's the [G] nicest thing I ever heard.
[N] _ _
Is our face red?
_ Ladies and gentlemen, a classy and honest lady, and a credit to her dog,
Miss Joni Summers.
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_ _ _ [Db] _ _ Joni, I [Bb]
said leave room, [Db] just to see [Bb] what you would do.
[F] [Gb] You stood there [Ab] and hung your head, [Gb] made me wish [Ab] that I were dead.
[Db] Oh, Joni, get angry, [Bb]
Joni, get mad.
[Db] Give me the biggest [Bb] lecture I ever had.
[Gb] I want a brave [Ab] man.
_ _ _ _ Joni, show me that you care, really care [Db] for me.
[Fm] _ _
[Bbm] _ _ _ [Db] _ Every time [Bb] you dance with me, you [Db] let Freddy cut [Bb] in constantly.
_ [Gb] When he dances, [Ab] you never see, _ [Gb] must you [Ab] always be so mean?
[Db] Oh, Joni, get angry, [Bb]
Joni, get mad.
_ [Db] Give me the biggest [Bb] lecture I ever had.
[Gb] I want a brave [Ab] man.
I want a game.
_ Joni, [Fm] show me that you care, really care [Db] for me.
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_ _ _ [A] _ Every girl [Bm] wants someone who [D] she can [Bm] always look up to.
_ [G] You know I [A] love you, of course.
[G] Let me know [A] that you're the one.
Oh, [D] Joni, get angry, [Bm]
Joni, get mad.
_ [D] Give me the biggest [B] lecture I ever had.
[G] I want a brave [A] man.
I want a caveman.
[B] Joni, [D] show me that you care, really care for me.
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_ _ [D] Joni, care [Bm] for me.
Joni, _ [D] _ Joni, Joni. _
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_ _ [N] _ _ My name is Joni. _ _ _ _ _ _ _