Sunday Papers Chords by Joe Jackson

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Mother doesn't go out anymore, _ _ just sits at home and [E] rolls her spastic eyes.
[A] But every weekend through the door, _ _ come words of wisdom [E] from the world outside. _
[C#] If you wanna know about the bishop and the actress, _ _ [G#m] _
[C#] if you wanna know how to be a star,
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[C#] if you wanna know about the stains on the mattress, you [E] can read it in [A] the Sunday [A] papers, _ _ _ _ Sunday papers.
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_ Mother's wheelchair stays [E] out in the hall, _ _ _ [A] why should she go out when the TV's on? _
_ Whatever moves beyond these walls, _ _ she'll know the facts when [E] Sunday comes along.
[B] [C#] If you wanna know about the mad punk fuckers, _ _
[G#m] [C#m] if you wanna know how to play guitar, _ _ _
[G#m] [C#m] if you wanna know about any other suckers, [C#] _
you can read [E] it in the [A] Sunday papers, _ [E] _ [A] _
read it in the Sunday papers.
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_ [E] Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, don't get [C#m] no [E] lies, Sunday papers, raise objections, Sunday papers, ain't got [C#m] no [B] eyes. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ Brother's heading that way now I guess, _ _ _ he just read something made his face turn blue. _
_ Well I got nothing against the press, _ _
[E] _ [A] they wouldn't print it if it wasn't true.
If [C#] you wanna know about the gay politician, _ _ _
[G#m] _ [C#] if you wanna know how to drive your car, _ _
[G#m] _ [C#] if you wanna know about the new sec position, [C#m] _
[E] you can read it in [A] the Sunday papers, [E] read _ it in the [A] Sunday papers.
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_ Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, don't get no lies, Sunday papers, raise objections, Sunday papers, ain't got no [B] eyes.
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[E] Sunday papers, don't ask no questions, Sunday papers, don't get no lies, Sunday papers, raise objections, Sunday papers, ain't [C#m] got no [Bm] eyes.
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_ _ _ _ [E] _ Read all about it, Sunday [A] _ _ _ [E] _ [E] _ _ _
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_ [E] _ [A] _ _ papers. _ _
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