Chords for Joe Nichols - Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off (Closed Captioned)

Well, [E] listen, Grandma, you have a safe [D] trip.
I [N] promise you nothing crazy.
No craziness.
Be careful where you see, Bill.
Place is taken care of.
Thank you, Grandma.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] _
[Bm] _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ She said I'm going [G] out with my _
[D] girlfriends.
_ _ Margarita's at the [A] Holiday [D] Inn.
_ Oh, have mercy.
[G] My [D] only thought [B] was tequila [A] makes her clothes [D] fall off. _
_ I told her put an [G] extra [D] layer on.
I know what happens [A] when she drinks [D]
Patron.
Her closet's missing [G] half the things [D] she bought.
[Bm] Yeah, tequila [A] makes her clothes [D] fall off. _
_ [G] _ She'll start by [D] kicking out of her shoes,
[A] _ losing the earring [D] in her grave,
leave _ [G] _ her jacket [D] in the bathroom stall,
[Em] _ drop a contact [A] down the sink. _
_ [D] Them pantyhose ain't [G] gonna last too [D] long.
_ _ If the DJ [A] puts Bon Jovi [D]
on,
she might come home [G] in a _ [D]
tablecloth.
[Bm] Yeah, tequila [A] makes her clothes [D] fall off.
Whoa.
[G] _ She _ [D] _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ can handle [G] any champagne [D] brunch,
_ a bridal shower with [A] Bacardi [D] _ puns,
and gentle old shooters [G] full [D] of Smirnoffs.
But [Bm] tequila [A] makes her clothes [D] fall off.
_ _ _ [G] _ She'll start by [D] kicking out of her shoes,
_ [A] _ losing the earring in her [D] grave,
_ _ _ [G] leave her jacket in [D] the bathroom stall,
_ [Em] drop a contact [A] down the sink.
_ _ [D] She don't mean nothing, she's [G] just having [D] fun.
_ Tomorrow she'll say, oh, [A] and have [D] I done.
_ Her friends will joke about [G] the stuff she [D] lost.
Yeah, [Bm] tequila makes [A] her clothes fall [D] off.
Let's get naked!
[Bm] Tequila makes [A] her [D] clothes fall off.
_ _ [Bm] Tequila makes [A] her clothes [D] fall off.
[G] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _