Chords for John Eddie - Forty

_ _ _ This song called I guess I'm fucking 40.
[G] _ _ _ _ [G] _ Well I guess I'm fucking 30.
I can't say that I'm pretty.
I never [C]
dated any g-man.
_ And I probably [G] never will.
I guess I'm fucking _ 40.
Never heard of this song.
I might be fucking 40.
But [D] you're fucking [G] _ 41.
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ [G] You suck a fucking lot of dick.
Well get it from there.
You suck so hard you're just [C] eating dickless pie shit.
If you said I [A] wanted to see you now you'd be fucking [G] over.
_ You're fucking over. _ _ _ _ _
I've been wrong with you. _ _ _
I might be fucking 40.
But [D] you're fucking [G] 42.
_ _ Cause once you got me.
_ You're _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ fucking 42.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
So _ how _ _ _ [C] _
_ [G] do y'all feel about _ _ _
_ getting fucking old?
_ _ [Cm] _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ I [E] agree it sucks.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
[G] But suck it.
The alternative's worse. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
Well I guess I'm fucking 40. _
Well I'm a Peter Pan.
I'm a Peter [A] Pan.
Well [C] sometimes [C] I feel foolish.
I make my living singing [G] this song.
I'm _ _ _ fucking 40.
You know what, wait a second.
_ This is too good of an opportunity. _ _
_ _ Every time we played down here because there was kids
we couldn't sing the song the way it was meant to be.
_ [D] And so now that we have the [G] freedom to say the F word _
I want everybody to turn around
look up to the [C] people here
and [G] the restaurant
and at the count of [C] three
_ [G] tell them to order the fucking chicken. _
[Am] Are y'all [G] ready?
One, two, three, order the fucking chicken.
One, two, three.
[E] Order the fucking chicken.
_ _ _ _ She's gonna order the chicken. Yeah. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] [G] Well I guess I'm fucking _ 40.
Well I'm a Peter Pan. _ _
_ [B] Well sometimes [C] I feel foolish.
I make my living singing this.
[G] _
_ _ _ _ I'm fucking 40.
Well that's what my mama said.
But Bruce Lee speaks fucking 10th Divide
[D] and the sound's out of us.
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
I feel like _ I'm going to sleep.
I [F] will.
I never [C] say it.
We know that I feel _ like [G] I am a _ _ fucking 40.
_ I should be dating Spooky Dicks.
I _ think I'm getting boring.
And [D] I'm lying on the floor and saying [Gm] shit. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ It's the same thing over and over again. _ _ _ _ _ _