Chords for John McCutcheon - Peanut Butter

_ _ _ _ John, whatcha doing?
Oh, hi, Barbara.
I'm making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Would you like a bite?
Mmm.
_ _ Thanks.
_ Do you know how to get peanut butter off the roof of your mouth?
You know how it is when you're eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
_ and the jelly comes all out of the side of your mouth,
down your chin and neck, and sometimes onto your shirt,
but the peanut butter stays on the roof of your mouth?
Well, to get peanut butter off of the roof of your mouth,
you have got to find a spoon.
You take the spoon and you scrape it all along the top of the roof of your mouth
until the peanut butter is _ _ entirely out of your mouth and entirely onto the spoon.
_ Now, to get peanut butter off of the spoon, this part is so easy.
You just take your finger and you run it down into the cup of the spoon
and all along the edge until the peanut butter is entirely off of the spoon
and completely onto your finger.
_ Now, to get peanut butter off of your finger,
I've seen folks shake it and shake their hand and shake it,
but it just doesn't seem to work.
I suppose the best thing to do is just to take your finger and place it into your _ mouth like this,
and then you'll have peanut butter all on the roof of your mouth,
and you're going to have to find a spoon.
_ _ John, where'd you go with my spoon?
_ _ [Fm] _ _
Well, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ [Eb] _ there's [Bbm] a fool [Db] going around and it's [Fm] a sticky, sticky [Db] goo.
Peanut, [D] peanut butter.
[Db] You [Bb] know it [Fm] tastes so good, but it's so hard to chew.
Peanut, _ peanut butter.
_ [Dbm] [Bbm] Well, people everywhere think it's the most.
Peanut, peanut butter.
_ _ [D] Early in [Cm] the morning, [Fm] spread it on their [Ab] [Bb] toes.
Peanut, _ [Fm] peanut butter.
_ [Ab] [F] I like peanut [Eb] butter.
Greeny peanut [F] butter.
Chunky [G] peanut [Bb] butter, too.
[Eb] _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [A] _ [Cm] [Bbm] Well, my old dog started barking [Bb] in the middle of the [Eb] night.
I guess he wanted some peanut, _ [Bbm] peanut butter.
[Eb] _ [Gm] She woke up all my neighbors, almost got in a fight.
[G] _ [Bb] _
Peanut, [Bbm] peanut [Ab] butter.
_ [Eb] So I fed him peanut butter, just to quiet him down.
Peanut, _ peanut butter.
_ Well, [Fm] he chewed [Ab] himself [Db] to sleep, and he [Bb] never [Ab] made a sound.
Peanut, _ [Db]
peanut [Ab] butter.
[Dbm] _ [E] [F] I like peanut [Eb] butter.
Greeny peanut butter.
[F] Chunky [G] peanut butter, [Bb] too.
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_ [Ab] _ [Eb] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Bbm] _ _ [E] _ [Ebm] _ [Bbm] _ [F] Well, [Bb] I [Ab] went to a dinner.
What did they [Bbm] eat?
Peanut, _ peanut butter. _ _
[Fm] Took a big bite, and it stuck to my [Bbm] teeth.
[Eb] Peanut, peanut [Bbm] butter.
[Bbm] _ Now people going round [Eb] look like they got the mom.
Peanut, _ peanut [Ab] butter.
[Em] _ [Bbm] They're [Fm] eating peanut butter in the great big [Bbm] hall.
Peanut, _ peanut butter.
_ [Eb] [F] I like peanut [Eb] butter.
Greeny peanut butter.
[F] Chunky [G] peanut butter, [Bb] too.
[Db] _ [C] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _
_ [Bb] Peanut, _ peanut butter. _
_ Peanut, peanut butter. _ _
[Bbm] _ _ [Eb] Peanut, peanut butter. _ _
[Bb] Peanut, [Bbm] _ [Fm] peanut butter.
[F] _ [Bb]
[Dm] I like peanut [Eb] butter.
Peanut, peanut butter, [Dm]
chunky [G] peanut butter [Bb] too!
[Eb] _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bbm] _ Chunky, peanut butter, _ _ _ _ chunky peanut [Bb] butter,
_ [Eb] _ _ [G] _ chunky peanut _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ butter too!
[Bb] _ [Dm] I like peanut [Eb] butter!
Peanut, peanut butter, [F] chunky [G] peanut [Bb] butter too!
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