Rumormill Chords by Jon Mohr

_ [G] Alright, [A] I'm going to sit down here, Chuck.
[D] Sing it to me.
_ [G] _ _ [A] Well, [Dm] let me tell you a story [A] about a local enterprise.
[F] There's one in every town, no [B] matter what its size.
[Bb] It doesn't turn a [Dm] profit or bring in any revenue.
[A] It's good for one thing, and that's the damage it'll do.
It's called [Dm] the rumor mill.
_ [G] _ _ _ [A] Called [Dm] the rumor mill.
_ _ [G] _ [A] _ _ [Dm] If it can be twisted, you can [F] be sure that it will.
Cause [G] there ain't nothing sacred _ [A] _ at [Dm] the rumor mill.
[G] _ _ [A] It's good.
[Dm] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [Dm] The people that work there [Dbm] are all volunteers.
[F] The only qualification [B] is a mouth and two big ears.
If [Dm] the story's not clear [A] enough, that's okay.
They [C] just doctor it up and [B] then send it on its way.
[Bb] It doesn't [Dm] matter who's involved or who's going to [A] hurt.
As long as folks are listening, they'll keep shoveling dirt [D] at the [Dm] rumor mill.
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ [D] At the rumor mill.
_ [G] _ _ [A] _ [Dm] If it can be twisted, [F] you can be sure that it will.
[G] Cause there ain't nothing sacred [Am] _ [A] at _ [Dm] the rumor mill.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ Manufacturing [A] lies. _
_ The truth gets [Dm] disguised. _
[D] Where reputations are crushed.
[A] _ _
Where nothing gets hushed.
[Dm] If it can be twisted, you [F] can be sure that it will.
Cause [G] there ain't nothing sacred.
[Am] _ [A] _ At [D] the rumor mill.
[G] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] Now listen my children to [A] this warning I make.
We [G] got a lot to lose.
There's a lot here at stake.
[Dm] The bible plainly states you're going [A] to reap what you sow.
[F] And you'll be shown mercy by [G] the mercy you show.
[Bb] So shut your mouth and ask your friends to kindly do the same.
[A] Or you'll wind up a victim with no one [Am] to blame [Dm] at the rumor mill. _
_ _ [A] _ [D] At the rumor mill. _
_ _ [A] _ [Dm] If it can be twisted, you can be [F] sure that it will.
Cause there [G] ain't nothing sacred _ _ [A] at [D] the rumor mill.
_ _ [A] _ _ [Dm] At the rumor mill.
[Am] _
_ [Ab] At [A] _ [Dm] the rumor mill. _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
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_ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Very good,