Chords for Jonathan Coulton - First of May - ASL Song
Tempo:
82 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
D
Am
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
[G]
I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend.
[C] Then a little [Am] conversation with [C] my squirrel and [D] chipmunk friends.
[G] I said I'm sick and tired of winter, [G] and I wish that it was spring.
[C] Then a little fella [Am] named Robin [C] Redbreast began [D] to sing.
[Eb]
And he [Em] sang, ooh child, what you think [Am] of cold winter's gonna last forever?
[Em] Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to [D] get together [C] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, [C] after all fuckin' starts [G] today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play.
[C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
I thanked him for the information.
I cried a little when he blew away.
I [C] watched an episode [Am] of the people's court, [C] and I tried to plan [D] my day.
[G] I called up my old lady, she [G] wasn't home, so I called my girl.
[C] I asked her if she'd like [Am] to join me as [C] I entertain [D] the world.
[Eb]
And I [Em] said, ooh child, I'll bring a blanket [Am] and I promise I will brush the hands off.
Ooh [Em] child, you're gonna like [Am] it when we're taking each [D] other's pants off [E] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
[D] So bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play.
[C] Water's not cold, [G] baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] [G]
[C] [G] So we went to the park together.
We were walking in the midday sun.
[C] Met all [Am] kinds of people and [C] we, we fucked [D] everyone.
[G] Fucked the lady who sells ice cream.
We fucked the man with the tan charpagne.
[C]
Everyone who [Am] needed fuckin' well, [C] they, they got fucked [D] today.
[Eb]
So come [Em] on, ooh child, open your [Am] mind and your heart.
Feel the spirit moving through you.
[Em] Ooh child, you'll feel the [Am] warmth of the love when I stick [D] it to you [C] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, or at least [G] your favorite play.
[C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[E] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] [G] Fuckin' outside.
[C] Fuckin' outside.
[Cm] [G]
I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend.
[C] Then a little [Am] conversation with [C] my squirrel and [D] chipmunk friends.
[G] I said I'm sick and tired of winter, [G] and I wish that it was spring.
[C] Then a little fella [Am] named Robin [C] Redbreast began [D] to sing.
[Eb]
And he [Em] sang, ooh child, what you think [Am] of cold winter's gonna last forever?
[Em] Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to [D] get together [C] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, [C] after all fuckin' starts [G] today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play.
[C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
I thanked him for the information.
I cried a little when he blew away.
I [C] watched an episode [Am] of the people's court, [C] and I tried to plan [D] my day.
[G] I called up my old lady, she [G] wasn't home, so I called my girl.
[C] I asked her if she'd like [Am] to join me as [C] I entertain [D] the world.
[Eb]
And I [Em] said, ooh child, I'll bring a blanket [Am] and I promise I will brush the hands off.
Ooh [Em] child, you're gonna like [Am] it when we're taking each [D] other's pants off [E] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
[D] So bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play.
[C] Water's not cold, [G] baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] [G]
[C] [G] So we went to the park together.
We were walking in the midday sun.
[C] Met all [Am] kinds of people and [C] we, we fucked [D] everyone.
[G] Fucked the lady who sells ice cream.
We fucked the man with the tan charpagne.
[C]
Everyone who [Am] needed fuckin' well, [C] they, they got fucked [D] today.
[Eb]
So come [Em] on, ooh child, open your [Am] mind and your heart.
Feel the spirit moving through you.
[Em] Ooh child, you'll feel the [Am] warmth of the love when I stick [D] it to you [C] outside.
Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, or at least [G] your favorite play.
[C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[E] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] [G] Fuckin' outside.
[C] Fuckin' outside.
[Cm] [G]
Key:
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Am
Em
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D
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend.
_ [C] Then a little [Am] conversation with [C] my squirrel and [D] chipmunk friends.
[G] I said I'm sick and tired of winter, [G] and I wish that it was spring.
_ [C] Then a little fella [Am] named Robin [C] Redbreast began [D] to sing.
[Eb]
And he [Em] sang, ooh child, what you think [Am] of cold winter's gonna last forever?
_ [Em] Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to [D] get together _ _ [C] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, [C] after all fuckin' starts [G] today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside. _ _ _ _
_ _ I thanked him for the information.
I cried a little when he blew away.
I [C] watched an episode [Am] of the people's court, [C] and I tried to plan [D] my day.
[G] I called up my old lady, she [G] wasn't home, so I called my girl.
_ [C] I asked her if she'd like [Am] to join me as [C] I entertain [D] the world.
[Eb]
And I [Em] said, ooh child, I'll bring a blanket [Am] and I promise I will brush the hands off.
Ooh [Em] _ child, you're gonna like [Am] it when we're taking each [D] other's pants off [E] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
[D] So bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not cold, [G] baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ [G] So we went to the park together.
We were walking in the midday sun.
_ [C] Met all [Am] kinds of people and [C] we, we fucked [D] everyone.
[G] Fucked the lady who sells ice cream.
We fucked the man with the tan _ charpagne.
_ [C]
Everyone who [Am] needed fuckin' well, [C] they, they got fucked [D] today.
_ [Eb]
So come [Em] on, ooh child, open your [Am] mind and your heart.
Feel the spirit moving through you.
[Em] Ooh child, you'll feel the [Am] warmth of the love when I stick [D] it to you [C] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, or at least [G] your favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[E] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
_ [C] _ [G] Fuckin' outside.
[C] _ Fuckin' outside.
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I woke up this morning, I had a scone and a large house blend.
_ [C] Then a little [Am] conversation with [C] my squirrel and [D] chipmunk friends.
[G] I said I'm sick and tired of winter, [G] and I wish that it was spring.
_ [C] Then a little fella [Am] named Robin [C] Redbreast began [D] to sing.
[Eb]
And he [Em] sang, ooh child, what you think [Am] of cold winter's gonna last forever?
_ [Em] Ooh child, now's the time for all the people to [D] get together _ _ [C] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, [C] after all fuckin' starts [G] today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside. _ _ _ _
_ _ I thanked him for the information.
I cried a little when he blew away.
I [C] watched an episode [Am] of the people's court, [C] and I tried to plan [D] my day.
[G] I called up my old lady, she [G] wasn't home, so I called my girl.
_ [C] I asked her if she'd like [Am] to join me as [C] I entertain [D] the world.
[Eb]
And I [Em] said, ooh child, I'll bring a blanket [Am] and I promise I will brush the hands off.
Ooh [Em] _ child, you're gonna like [Am] it when we're taking each [D] other's pants off [E] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
[D] So bring your favorite lady, [C] or at least your [G] favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not cold, [G] baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[Am] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
[C] _ _ [G] _
_ [C] _ [G] So we went to the park together.
We were walking in the midday sun.
_ [C] Met all [Am] kinds of people and [C] we, we fucked [D] everyone.
[G] Fucked the lady who sells ice cream.
We fucked the man with the tan _ charpagne.
_ [C]
Everyone who [Am] needed fuckin' well, [C] they, they got fucked [D] today.
_ [Eb]
So come [Em] on, ooh child, open your [Am] mind and your heart.
Feel the spirit moving through you.
[Em] Ooh child, you'll feel the [Am] warmth of the love when I stick [D] it to you [C] outside.
_ Cause it's the first [G] of May, first of May, after all fuckin' starts today.
So [D] bring your favorite lady, or at least [G] your favorite play. _ _
_ [C] Water's not [G] cold, baby, dip down your [D] big toe.
Maybe I'll see [G] you in for grante de [C] lecto.
Grass below [G] you, sky above.
[E] Celebrate spring [C] with a crazy little thing called fuckin' [G] outside.
_ [C] _ [G] Fuckin' outside.
[C] _ Fuckin' outside.
[Cm] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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