Chords for Jonathan Coulton - Re: Your Brains - ASL Song

[Am] _ _ _ _ Hey, Tom, [F] it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
[G] [Am] It's good to see [F] you, buddy.
[G] How've you been?
_ _ [B] Things have been okay for me, [Am] except that I'm a zombie now.
[D] I really wish you'd [G] let us in.
_ [F] I think I speak [C] for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand
[F] why you folks [C] might hesitate [E] to submit to our [Am] demand.
[F] But here's an FYI, [Fm] you're all gonna die [C] screaming,
[D] All [G] we [F] wanna do is eat [G] your brains.
We're not [C] unreasonable, [G] I mean, no one's gonna eat [F] your eyes.
_ [G] _ [C] [G] All we [C] wanna do [F] is eat [G] your brains.
We're at [A] an [Bm] impasse here, [Em] maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ _ If you [C] open [Dm] up the doors, [F] [C] we'll all come [F] [G] inside and [C] eat your brains. _ _
[Am] I [F] don't wanna nitpick, [C] Tom, but is this really your plan?
[G] _
[Am] Spend your [F] whole life locked [G] inside a mall? _ _
[Ab] Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns,
and you'll have to [G] make the call. _
[F] I'm not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it [Am] through enough.
[F] You never [C] had the head for [E] all that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
[G] All we [F] wanna do is [G] eat your brains.
We're [C] not [G] unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ [G] _
[C] [G] All we wanna do [F] is [G] eat your brains.
We're [A] at an [Em] impasse here, maybe we should [F] compromise. _
If you [C] open [Dm] up the doors, [F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help you, [E] Tom, in [Dbm] any [Db] way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster, [Bb] Tom, well, [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I am.
[G] I'm not a [F] monster, [G] Tom.
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[F] _ _ _ _ [G] [C] Got another meeting, Tom, maybe we could wrap it up.
[G] _ [Am] I know we'll [F] get to common [G] ground somehow.
_ [C] _ [D] Meanwhile, [F] I'll report back [A] to my colleagues [C] who were chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
_ [F] I'm glad to [C] see you take [E] constructive criticism [Am] well.
[F] Thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
[G] All we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean, no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ _ [G] [C] All [G] we wanna [F] do is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we [F] should compromise.
_ _ [C] Open up the [D] doors, [F] we'll [C] all come [G] inside and [C] eat your brains. _ _
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