Chords for Jonathan Coulton in LA -13- Re:Your Brains

All right, so I need some audience participation for this one.
I think you know what's [C] happening here.
_ _ [Gm] So this is how the part [C] goes.
I'll sing it and then we [Gb] can all try [Fm] it together. _ _
[B] _ [C] All [G] we want [F] to do is eat your [G] brains.
[C] That's good.
That's perfect.
Let's try it all together because that was a little bit anemic.
I know I said I was going to sing it and then we're going to sing it together.
So let's do that now.
Ready?
Here we go.
All [G] we [F] want to do is [G] eat your brains.
Okay, good.
[C] Just remember you are a bunch of zombies.
So you're not all great singers, okay?
I mean, as zombies.
Some zombies, terrible singers.
Some zombies don't even have throats anymore because they were torn out by other zombies.
I'm just trying to, you know, fill out your character.
_ Give you motivation and everything. _
That's what I'm talking about.
_ [G] Not too loud though because we want to [C] hear the music.
[D] I'm just kidding.
As loud as you want.
I don't care.
_ [C] _
Okay, here we go.
[G] _ [Am] Hey [F] Tom, it's Bob [C] from the office down the hall.
[G] _ [Am] Good to [C] see you buddy.
[G] How've you been?
[C] _ [G] _ [B] Things have been okay [E] for [Am] me except that I'm a zombie [D] now.
I really [G] wish you'd let us in.
_ [F] I think [C] I speak for all of us [E] when I say I [Am] understand.
[F] Why you folks [C] might hesitate, [E] please admit [Am] to our demands.
[F] But here's an [Fm] FYI, you're all gonna [G] die [C] screaming.
[G] All [C] we wanna do [F] is eat [G] your brains.
We're [C] not [G] unreasonable, I mean no one's gonna [F] eat your eyes.
_ _ [C] [G] All we [F] wanna do is [G] eat your brains.
We're at [Am] an [Em] impasse here, maybe [F] we should compromise.
_ _ [C] Open up [Dm] the [C] doors, we'll all come inside [C] and eat your brains.
_ [E] _ [Am] _
[F] I don't wanna nitpick [C] Tom, but is this really your [G] plan?
[Am]
Spend your whole [F] life locked inside [G] a mall?
_ [C] _ [Ab]
Maybe that's okay for [Am] now, but someday you'll be out of [D] food and guns.
Then you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ _ [F]
Not [C] surprised to see you [E] haven't thought it [Am] through enough.
[F] You never [C] have the head for [B] all [E] that bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do, [Fm] and I plan on eating [C] you slowly.
All [Gm] we [Cm] wanna [F] do [G] is eat your brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean [F] no one's gonna eat your eyes.
_ _ [C]
[G] All we [F] wanna do is [G] eat your brains.
We're [Am] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe [F] we should compromise.
_ _ Open [C] [Am] up the doors, [C] we'll all come [F] [G] inside and [Ab] eat your brains.
I'd [Eb] like to help [Gm] you Tom in any way [Db] I can.
[Dbm] I sure appreciate the way you're [Ab] working with me.
I'm [Eb] not a monster [Bbm] Tom, well [E] technically [Fm] I am.
[C] I guess I [E] am.
_ [Am]
I've got [F] another meeting [C] Tom, maybe we could wrap this up.
[E] _ [Am]
I know we'll [F] go to common ground [G] somehow.
[C] _ [G] _ [B]
[D] Meanwhile [B] I'll report back [Am] to my colleagues who were chewing on [D] the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now.
_ [F] I'm [C] glad to see you take [E] constructive criticism [Am] well.
[F] And thank you [C] for your time, I [E] know we're all busy [Am] as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed [Fm] when I've asked your [Em] [C] help.
But all [Gm] we [F] wanna do [G] is eat your brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable, [G] I mean [F] no one's gonna eat your eyes.
_ _ [C]
All we [F] wanna do is eat [G] your brains.
We're [Am] at an impasse [Em] here, maybe we should [F] compromise.
_ If [C] you open [Am] up the doors, [C] we'll all come [G] inside [C] and eat your _ brains.
_ [D] _ Thank [N] _
you Thomas, _ _ nice work.
Particularly over here, _ _ _ _ _ [E] these