Chords for Jonathan Coulton's Re: Your Brains

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[D] No!
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Well it's 8 o'clock and it's still light.
What a good the extra daylight does us.
Now we've still got a 3 hour drive back.
We're not going to be home until after midnight.
Well if it really bugged you Johnny, you wouldn't do it. Ha!
You think I want to blow Sunday on a scene like this?
You know, I figure we're either going to have to move [Am] mother out here or move_
[F] Heya Tom, it's Bob.
[C] From the office down the [G] hall.
[Am] It's good to [F] see you buddy, [G] how've you been? _ _
[B] Things have been alright,
been okay for [Am] me
except that I'm a zombie [D] now.
I really wish [G] you'd let us in. _
[F] I think I [C] speak for all of [E] us
when I say [Am] I understand
[F] why you [C] folks might [E] hesitate
to submit to [Am] our demand.
[F] But here's an _ [Fm] FYI,
you're all going to die [C] screaming [D] Oh!
[F] We're going to take some [G] brains.
We're going to take some brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable
[G] I mean no one's going [F] to eat your eyes. _ _
[C] All [G] we want to [F] do
is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here
maybe we should [F] compromise. _
If [C] you open [Dm] up the doors
[F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside
[C] and eat your brains.
_ [Am] _ [F] I don't want to nitpick Tom
but [C] is this really your [G] plan?
[Am] Spend [F] your whole life
locked [G] inside a mall.
_ _ [Ab] Maybe that's okay
for [Am] now but someday
you'll be out of [D] food and guns
and you'll have to [G] make the call.
_ _ [F] I'm not [C] surprised
to see you [E] haven't
thought it [Am] through enough.
[F] You never [C] had
the head for [E] all that
bigger [Am] picture stuff.
[F] But Tom, that's what I do
[Fm] and I plan on eating you [C] slowly.
[G] All we want to [F] do
is eat your [G] brains.
[C] We're not unreasonable
[G] I mean no one's going [F] to eat your eyes.
_ _ [C] [G] All we want to [F] do
is eat your [G] brains.
[A] We're at an impasse [Em] here
maybe we [F] should compromise.
_ _ [C] If you open up the [Dm] doors
[F] [C] we'll all [F] come [G] inside
and [Ab] eat your brains. _
[Eb] I'd like to help you Tom
in [A] any [Db] way I can.
I [Dbm] sure appreciate
the way you're [Ab] working with me.
[Eb] I'm not a monster [A] Tom
well [Fm] technically I am.
I [C] guess I [G] am.
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[C] _ _ [G] _ [Fm] _ _ [Gb] _ [G] _ _
_ [A] _ [E] _ [F] I'm not a monster. _ _
[G] [C] Got another meeting Tom
maybe we could wrap it [G] up.
[Am] Know [F] we'll get to
common [G] ground somehow.
_ [C] _
[D] Meanwhile [F] I'll
report back [A] to my
[Am] colleagues [G] who were
chewing [D] on the doors.
I guess we'll table [G] this for now. _ _
[F] I'm glad
to [C] see you take
[E] constructive [Am] criticism well.
[F] And thank you [C] for
your time I [E] know
we're all [Am] busy as hell.
[F] And we'll put this thing to bed
[Fm] when I bash your [C] head open.
[D] All [G] we want to [F] do
is eat your [G] brains.
We're [C] not unreasonable
[G] I mean no one's going to [F] eat your eyes. _ _
[G] [C] All [G] we want to [F] do
is eat your [G] brains.
[Am] We're at an impasse [Em] here
maybe we should [F] compromise. _ _
[C] Open [Dm] up the door
[F] [C] we'll [F] all come [G] inside
and [C] eat your brains.
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