Chords for Josh Henderson -The Jerk Theory Song

[A] What in the world [E] was I thinking when I [A] went and bought you those [E] flowers and candy?
I was [A] thinking that every girl [E] wants a nice guy, someone [A] she can trust, but I guess [E] I was not right.
What is [A] wrong with me?
_ Or do [E] I have to _ be
_ a jerk so [A] you'll want me?
_ _ A jerk so [E] we can _ be _ _
[A] together happily and it's time [E] I'll excuse you.
If you [A] ask me nice men, I'll [E] even refuse you.
Frequently [A] I'll tell you that [E] I'm annoying.
Frequently [A] I'll tell you I don't [E] want a girlfriend.
What is [A] wrong with me?
_ Or do I [E] have to _ _ be
a jerk so [A] you'll want me?
_ A jerk so [E] we can _ _ be
_ together [A] happily and I won't [E] ever call you.
And I [A] will chew on you whenever [E] I want to.
After [A] that I'll tell you I'm sorry,
[E] if you can, I [A] don't know why, but you want [E] to with me.
What is [A] wrong with you?
It's sad but [E] it's true.
You're forcing [A] me to play
those stupid [E] games
because you know what [A] you can't have.
So I have to [E] treat you bad.
I don't mean to be [A] so mean,
but you're forcing [E] me to be
a jerk so [A] you'll want me.
A jerk so [E] we can be
together [A] happily and it's time [E] I'll excuse you. _ _
[D] _ _ Then [A] you'll leave me and [E] you'll find a man _
[D] _ who'll love you [A] so much he'll [E] ask for your hand. _ _
[D] _ Then I'll come [A] along and treat you [E] _ like you're trash. _ _
[D] _ I don't know [A] why, but you'll still [E] _ want me back.
What is wrong [A] with you?
It's sad but [E] it's true.
You're forcing me [A] to play
those stupid [E] games
because you know what you [A] can't have.
So I have to treat [E] you bad.
I don't mean to be [A] so mean,
but you're forcing me [E] to be
a jerk so you'll [A] want me.
A jerk so we [E] can be together [A] happily.
_ Together [E] happily.
Always _ together [A] _ _ happily. _
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